When one suffers from a sustained erection for so long that they get a spot of pre-cum in their underwear.
Dude, my teacher for calc is so hot, I was spooshing by the end of class!
Oh man have fun drying that up...
Oh man have fun drying that up...
by Guavasupreme February 22, 2009

The noise or result of a very large shit hitting a toilet full of water. Especially after a great deal of pushing and straining.
Big Stu grunted and ground as he curled out a 4 pounder. The resultant spoosh left his ass dripping.
by Frieda Shiels June 21, 2019

by Pacer! April 28, 2005

by opah December 13, 2014

by Jake mcqueen July 09, 2011

Having your hands become crab claws, and in spite of this, making a bowl of cereal and eating with a spork
by YeeYeeBrother69 January 04, 2019
