spoontz

Verb meaning to pass gas.

"Man, I just ate a burrito, and now I need to roll the window down I'm spoontzing so much."

by J. Flex February 26, 2006

spoontard

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.

We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.

by spoontard March 21, 2009

Spoontagonism

To partake or hold certain beliefs in the following of the mighty Mr Spoon. ie Spoontagonist meaning a follower of the Spoon cult

Mr Spoon being Grunge Legends from Pembrokshire, WalesSpoontagonism is in no way violent as the name might suggest, quite the opposite infact, Spoontagonist's promote love and good vibes.

by Billious Fog December 14, 2010

spoont

Common Australian slang term meaning ejaculated semen (or the process of).

"she licked the spoont off her lips."

"I spoont on her face."

by Rebecca Cullum September 18, 2006

spoontaneous

waking up in the middle of the night and spooning your significant other for no particular reason(or maybe your just horny)

My wife was surprised at how spoontaneous my behaviour was this morning.

by caseybob February 14, 2010

Spoonta

A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands.

"She swallowed my spoonta"
"I would love to fill her with my spoonta"

by PG November 13, 2003

Spootz

The stuff that comes out of an animals anal glands.

My dog just spootzed and it smells like rotten ass.

by PCOSuckit June 18, 2016