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Spootz

The stuff that comes out of an animals anal glands.
My dog just spootzed and it smells like rotten ass.
by PCOSuckit June 18, 2016
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Sportz

A sarcastic form of the word "sports" in an ironic, yet, endearing way, mocking the genuine and sincere regard of Sports in general, as a concept.

With out blatantly "hating on" or "H8ting" "sports" -which would seem bitter or "angsty" coming from a repressed perspective. Using the word "Sportz" is a way for those who grew up not doing sports, nerds, geeks, art-kids, theater kids, dorks, and all other non-athletic persons to finally appreciate "sportz" in an indirect ironic way.
In the tradition of putting the letter "z" instead of "s" on the end of a word, which then makes it in the sarcastic form of the word ex. "guyz" or "gurlz" -- A misspelling in a pseudo-urban speak or spelling puts an ironic flair to the meaning.

"the humans are doing sportz today"

" the game is on" #sportz - if used on twitter

As in the portrayal of the use of the word "Sportz" in the Youtube video "We Like Sportz" by The Lonely Island produced by Andy Samberg
by Ben Phen February 7, 2010
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Sportzigarette

German synonym for Joint/Spliff. A Cigarette with Marijuana or Hash.
Directly translated Sportzigarette means "Sport cigarette"
"Gib mir mal die Sportzigarette Alter" ->
"Pass the Joint Dude"
by Kerl_Kerlsen December 24, 2008
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shootz

Hailing from the halls of Hawaii's colorful history, "shootz" stems from a dialect known as "pidgen," an English-ized mix of various languages. Used in place of "ok" or "cool."
Guy 1 : Lets go to da'kine
Guy 2 : Shootz bradda !
by Ale January 31, 2005
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spootting

spootting is the combination of spinning and boot camp. Classes are given with alternating spin and boot camp actions.
The spootting class will alternate with 5 minutes of alternating spin positions and then 20 pushups, 20 situps and 2 jumping jacks and the cycle repeats throughout the class.
by JuiceMann November 11, 2011
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Spooten

Originating in the game 'Halo: Reach' with strong influences from the 'Hoovy' of 'Team Fortress 2' the term 'Spooten' is used to refer to an enemy Spartan who wants to be friendly and approaches your team crouched with his/her pistol drawn pointing at the sky/ground, or with their pistol disarmed(1) and looking at the sky/ground.
Though a rare occurrence Spootens do occasionally appear in online matches and are promptly fired upon by all near by Spartans both enemy and friendly alike. Usually due to almost nobody knowing what a Spooten is or being angry they aren't helping the team they quickly became an endangered species and are treasured by those who know of their unique nature. If an online match becomes drawn out or extremely lopsided sometimes Spootens will start to appear in the battlefield, sometimes described "like a unicorn from the mist."
On some occasions there have been reports of the rare driving Spooten. This is a sub species of Spooten who is driving a Mongoose(2) exceedingly slowly and honking the high pitched horn very rapidly.

If you see a wild Spooten please avoid killing them.

disarmed(1): In many Halo games you can lower your weapon by using a special combination on your controller. It is typically hard to accomplish.

Mongoose(2): A quad/ATV like vehicle in Halo games.
"Hold your fire! Its a Spooten!"

"That Spooten is getting in my way!"
by SYDWAD June 18, 2018
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Spooty

Adjective: spooty (comparative: spootier, superlative: spootiest)
|ˈspoōpē|

1. (informal) Of very poor quality.

The spooty thing broke.

2. (Informal) Crazy or silly.

The author comes across as a bit spooty.

3. (Informal) Inappropriate or unbefitting.

The spooty things were expensive.


Verb: spoot
|spoōt|

1. euphemism for damn.

Spoot it all, Poppa.


Noun: spoot
|spoōt|

1. something of little value.

His promise is not worth a spoot.


Interjection: spoot
|spoōt|

1. an expression of dismay, concern, or worry; strongly suggesting disapproval or disappointment.

Oh spoot, I seem to have mislaid my keys.
Spoot, Ms. Fuzzywink turned me down again.

2. a sudden cry or remark, esp. expressing surprise or anger.
Spoot, I stubbed my toe on this spooty accordion.
by TedAKANathan February 18, 2009
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