spooner-d

a religion in which u must masterbate before the school bus comes in the morning

nasty natural nadnerb jerking off every morning before the bus gets to his house

spooner-d by im anthony April 14, 2004

spooney'd 

when ur team mates are fragging so you carry them on objective by getting 2 and a half minutes + of hill time

I cannot believe we have just lost that hardpoint. We have been spooney'd

spooney'd by prodbyhunter December 22, 2022

dirty spooner 

A dirty spooner is usually a male, who tries to convince their victim, usually a female friend, that they wish to innocently spoon "as friends". The male then proceeds to awkwardly prod the female with his boner while acting like he is doing no such thing.

O-M-G, B-T-W, my friend Jordan, is a fuckin' dirty spooner. I was upset last night cause my boyfriend dumped me, and we were hanging out and I needed a cuddle buddy. Then he started fuckin' poking me with his thing and didn't even say anything. He just acted like he wasn't even doing anything.

dirty spooner by dirty propaganda September 25, 2009

dad spooner 

a daddy who spoons ya mum

"Today I found out my dad was a dad spooner."

dad spooner by dad spooner September 4, 2016

Double Spooner 

another word for a boner/erection

dude, i have a raging double spooner right now.

Double Spooner by Toejamfat May 24, 2012

sooner drip

When one puts lighter fluid up their asshole and then proceeds to squat over a fire.

Big mike burned his ass hairs trying to sooner drip.

sooner drip by Asseater37 February 2, 2018

Spoofer Doofer 

A fat Blunt

Dude lets smoke a spoofer doofer.

Spoofer Doofer by Bungy Booce August 26, 2021