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a religion in which u must masterbate before the school bus comes in the morning
nasty natural nadnerb jerking off every morning before the bus gets to his house
spooner-d by im anthony April 14, 2004

Spoony Dave

When someone reaches a non sober state and starts acting in a bizarre and odd fashion. Their facial expressions are in some way retarded and their communicative skills have deteriorated beyond recognition. They are normally smart, friendly people who let out their spastic personality hidden within.
Someone is wearing a vampire mask making weird and animal like noises for no particular reason.
One of his friends will then comment saying "look its Spoony Dave."
Spoony Dave by stefan12345 January 5, 2009

spookey dookey 

Casper pooped on the carpet spookey dookey
spookey dookey by Pamlicobob December 28, 2013

spookey dust 

a term used to describe dried up seeman
look at that spookey dust on that wall
spookey dust by taylor jamal February 23, 2008

dirty spooner 

A dirty spooner is usually a male, who tries to convince their victim, usually a female friend, that they wish to innocently spoon "as friends". The male then proceeds to awkwardly prod the female with his boner while acting like he is doing no such thing.
O-M-G, B-T-W, my friend Jordan, is a fuckin' dirty spooner. I was upset last night cause my boyfriend dumped me, and we were hanging out and I needed a cuddle buddy. Then he started fuckin' poking me with his thing and didn't even say anything. He just acted like he wasn't even doing anything.
dirty spooner by dirty propaganda September 25, 2009

dad spooner 

"Today I found out my dad was a dad spooner."
dad spooner by dad spooner September 4, 2016