Your aggressive neighborhood spooderman. He saves all in times of crisis (sometimes). He helps all that are in need of help (tries to). And overall he's a great guy! Just don't touch the closet. Otherwise he might freak out.
John: Hey Spooderman!
Spooderman: HEY!
John: Why isn't my kid back from your party?
Spooderman:UH I REALLY GOT TO GO
John: What the hell man I let you borrow thousands from me!
Spooderman: ABOUT THAT
John:STOP SPENDING IT ON DRUGS
Spooderman:WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOT HEROIN?
John:I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HEROIN!
Spooderman:UH
John:I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Spooderman: ...
John: ...
Spooderman: GOTTA BLAST
A bumbling goofball pretending to be the famous webslingerSpider-Man. They may attempt all they want, but they might fail.
Charlie: Look up in the sky! It's Spider-Man!
Some random guy in a Spider-Man costume: *Swings by* Hey, guys! *Crashes* Ouch! That hurt!
Charlie: Crap...more like Spooderman. :(