spondick 

Someone who is born to be a dickhead.

Teacher: You’re looking at me weird so you get a detention.

Student: This teacher is such a spondick.

spondick by No Nigga I have no name October 10, 2019

spondicious 

Awesome, Brilliant, Amazing, Ace, Like a boss. Used in the Midlands of the UK in the 80s.

The way he defined spondicious was spondicious.

spondicious by mattrogers August 14, 2016

Spoondick  

One night of passion between a woman and a man ends with the cry "Pull out!" coming from the woman.. In a hasty withdrawl in the motion of a spoon, the male accidently leaves a few droplets of his retarded DNA.

Out of this accident a Spoondick is born 9 months later.

Definition of a Spoondick or a spooner:
A guy who is seen with a girl who is way out of his league.
A Spoondick can be seen usually carrying her handbag, like a servant or a trained animal, refer to (whipped) and inferiating all other surrounding males with his worthless genetic appearance.

The spoondick will attempt to impressive his woman with uncontrollable generousity, yet he is more than likely destined for heartbreak and taken a ride, on a selfish attempt of the female to attract an alpha male.

Look at that Spoondick! How the hell did that Spoondick get her?!?
What a spooner, he must have money.

Spoondick by william graham January 29, 2007

Spoondick 

An Insult. A replacement to the term "Dickhead".

Explanation: "Imagine a spoon. Imagine a spoon as my dick. Imagine that I could scoop things out with my spoondick. Now THAT is stupid!"

Hey Spoondick, get to the back!

Go wank somewhere else, spoondick.

Timmy, you spoondick!

etc

Spoondick by Thebestfrenchie October 27, 2009

spondickorus 

To be so excited that you want to act like the Mad Hatter and lolly and giggle. to be extravagantly happy in any way.

I feel quite spondickorus.

spondickorus by haqalot August 20, 2010

spondickulous 

amazing dick

that is spondickulous

spondickulous by daddykels February 23, 2019

spundick 

that ass hole, when your member is unresponsive while 'spun,' a misspelling of spud nick, a sweet graphic designer's moniker

haha, look at that spun-dick. oh sorry, i have spundick...., hey have you heard of that designer spundick?

spundick by spundick July 27, 2012