spondick
Teacher: You’re looking at me weird so you get a detention.
Student: This teacher is such a spondick.
Student: This teacher is such a spondick.
spondick by No Nigga I have no name October 10, 2019
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spondicious
spondicious by mattrogers August 14, 2016
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spondick • spondickerly • spondickorus • spondickulous • Spoondick • Spindick • Spindickly • spondicious • spundick
Spoondick
One night of passion between a woman and a man ends with the cry "Pull out!" coming from the woman.. In a hasty withdrawl in the motion of a spoon, the male accidently leaves a few droplets of his retarded DNA.
Out of this accident a Spoondick is born 9 months later.
Definition of a Spoondick or a spooner:
A guy who is seen with a girl who is way out of his league.
A Spoondick can be seen usually carrying her handbag, like a servant or a trained animal, refer to (whipped) and inferiating all other surrounding males with his worthless genetic appearance.
The spoondick will attempt to impressive his woman with uncontrollable generousity, yet he is more than likely destined for heartbreak and taken a ride, on a selfish attempt of the female to attract an alpha male.
Out of this accident a Spoondick is born 9 months later.
Definition of a Spoondick or a spooner:
A guy who is seen with a girl who is way out of his league.
A Spoondick can be seen usually carrying her handbag, like a servant or a trained animal, refer to (whipped) and inferiating all other surrounding males with his worthless genetic appearance.
The spoondick will attempt to impressive his woman with uncontrollable generousity, yet he is more than likely destined for heartbreak and taken a ride, on a selfish attempt of the female to attract an alpha male.
Look at that Spoondick! How the hell did that Spoondick get her?!?
What a spooner, he must have money.
What a spooner, he must have money.
Spoondick by william graham January 29, 2007
Spoondick
An Insult. A replacement to the term "Dickhead".
Explanation: "Imagine a spoon. Imagine a spoon as my dick. Imagine that I could scoop things out with my spoondick. Now THAT is stupid!"
Explanation: "Imagine a spoon. Imagine a spoon as my dick. Imagine that I could scoop things out with my spoondick. Now THAT is stupid!"
Spoondick by Thebestfrenchie October 27, 2009
spondickorus
To be so excited that you want to act like the Mad Hatter and lolly and giggle. to be extravagantly happy in any way.
spondickorus by haqalot August 20, 2010
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