A place that's too posh for any one to be considered hard. Really just a bunch of kids running around with Armani and Lacoste thinking that they are road men...
Spondon is a lil town in the middle of Derby which is in the middle of England. As you can tell we don’t get to experience going to the beach much. About 11,000 people live here.
Person - Hey mate where do you live? 😩
Y/n - Spondon. What about you?
Person - Is that the really small village in the center of England?
Y/n - fook yeah. Now I asked you a question.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.