A place that's too posh for any one to be considered hard. Really just a bunch of kids running around with Armani and Lacoste thinking that they are road men...
Spondon is a lil town in the middle of Derby which is in the middle of England. As you can tell we don’t get to experience going to the beach much. About 11,000 people live here.
Person - Hey mate where do you live? 😩
Y/n - Spondon. What about you?
Person - Is that the really small village in the center of England?
Y/n - fook yeah. Now I asked you a question.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).