spomph 

When one midget ejaculates on another midgets face

"I heard that little man over there got spomphed last night"

spomph by Erik Matthews n shit April 18, 2008

Somphone 

Super nice guy that loves electronic gadgetry, a stiff drink and fine women. Somphone is an awesome cook, however he will probably try to make you eat "ballute". Somphone is a Lao name which probably means something like: "total bad ass".

Damn, Somphone, think the screen is big enough?

Somphone by Chi-den February 4, 2010

spooph 

smacking your girlfreind in the head with your penis

i am sorry i spoophed you

spooph by jiss on myself April 5, 2003

spooph 

To imitate a referring address when accessing a web site in order to bypass security or protect your web browsing privacy.

I found a spooph link for a cool on-line games page today!

spooph by Corey August 15, 2004

skomph

(verb) To ruin a freshly painted fingernail or toenail by touching it to something before it has had time to dry.

(noun)A gouge in a freshly painted fingernail, especially a significant one that looks really bad and needs to be completely redone.

Don't let the cat come over here now--my nails are still wet and he'll skomph them for me! Oh, great, I knew it, now there's a big skomph, and cat fur as well! I'll have to remove all this polish and start over.

skomph by Silky-M June 3, 2011

Scomph 

A Scomph is a derogatory term used to describe a white person.

Jack Wilson is a Scomph.

You are a Scomphy little man.

Scomph by BobGold69 May 24, 2022

Somph 

n. 1. What you receive when something very bad happens to you or you don't execute on something the way you planned it.

John really got the somph when he threw that pitch.

Somph by Gregg Czarnecki April 22, 2004