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(verb) To ruin a freshly painted fingernail or toenail by touching it to something before it has had time to dry.

(noun)A gouge in a freshly painted fingernail, especially a significant one that looks really bad and needs to be completely redone.
Don't let the cat come over here now--my nails are still wet and he'll skomph them for me! Oh, great, I knew it, now there's a big skomph, and cat fur as well! I'll have to remove all this polish and start over.
skomph by Silky-M June 3, 2011
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a mixture of marijuana and tobacco ground together for a most exceptional unity, it is only reffered to as a skopher if the batch is smoked out of a bong.
had me the tobacco and a grinder, I'm gonna make a skopher batch.
skopher by nickdageinder May 6, 2008
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skomph skomp Skompton skompin somphors Scomph skimph skomping Skompy Skooph

Somphone 

Super nice guy that loves electronic gadgetry, a stiff drink and fine women. Somphone is an awesome cook, however he will probably try to make you eat "ballute". Somphone is a Lao name which probably means something like: "total bad ass".
Damn, Somphone, think the screen is big enough?
Somphone by Chi-den February 4, 2010

Skompton 

A word used to glamorize Skokie, Il and make it sound ghetto.
This is S-K-O-K-I-E not "skompton". Shut up wanksta, you sound queer.
Skompton by 57748896254 November 24, 2006
To crush up adderol XR and ingest it through the mouth or nose.
Dude i need to stay up late to study, can you get me some skomp?

I have a test to take next hour and im going to skmop to do well
Skomp by The odyssey January 13, 2009

Skompton 

The equivalent of Compton California in Skokie Illinois. All the true gangstas come from the hood of Skompton.
Man nigga you crazy, where you from? Shit nigga I'm straight out of Skompton
A Skomp is the hand signal created with the forefinger and thumb, not unlike an "A-okay" signal. It is used in the circle game.
Ryan skomped his little brother, but got in trouble by his Dad when he punched his little brother in the arm.
Skomp by PapaCarlos March 28, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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