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(verb) To ruin a freshly painted fingernail or toenail by touching it to something before it has had time to dry.

(noun)A gouge in a freshly painted fingernail, especially a significant one that looks really bad and needs to be completely redone.
Don't let the cat come over here now--my nails are still wet and he'll skomph them for me! Oh, great, I knew it, now there's a big skomph, and cat fur as well! I'll have to remove all this polish and start over.
skomph by Silky-M June 3, 2011
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a mixture of marijuana and tobacco ground together for a most exceptional unity, it is only reffered to as a skopher if the batch is smoked out of a bong.
had me the tobacco and a grinder, I'm gonna make a skopher batch.
skopher by nickdageinder May 6, 2008
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skomph • skomp • Skompton • skompin • somphors • Scomph • skimph • skomping • Skompy • Skooph

Somphone 

Super nice guy that loves electronic gadgetry, a stiff drink and fine women. Somphone is an awesome cook, however he will probably try to make you eat "ballute". Somphone is a Lao name which probably means something like: "total bad ass".
Damn, Somphone, think the screen is big enough?
Somphone by Chi-den February 4, 2010

Skompton 

A word used to glamorize Skokie, Il and make it sound ghetto.
This is S-K-O-K-I-E not "skompton". Shut up wanksta, you sound queer.
Skompton by 57748896254 November 24, 2006
To crush up adderol XR and ingest it through the mouth or nose.
Dude i need to stay up late to study, can you get me some skomp?

I have a test to take next hour and im going to skmop to do well
Skomp by The odyssey January 13, 2009

Skompton 

The equivalent of Compton California in Skokie Illinois. All the true gangstas come from the hood of Skompton.
Man nigga you crazy, where you from? Shit nigga I'm straight out of Skompton
A Skomp is the hand signal created with the forefinger and thumb, not unlike an "A-okay" signal. It is used in the circle game.
Ryan skomped his little brother, but got in trouble by his Dad when he punched his little brother in the arm.
Skomp by PapaCarlos March 28, 2018
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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