The "splendid bogan", a sub species of the famous "boganii australis". This particular beast is extremely hard to recognise for they appear "normal" on the outside, in fact they are often considered "beautiful", but deep down they are terrifyingly ugly and BOGAN!
They are often found throughout the "North Shore" and "Eastern Suburbs" of Sydney.
David Attenborough; BE WARNED. "One must exhibitextreme caution when approaching the Boganii splendicus, for looks can be very deceiving".
The fabled Pickle-Man. He "gets that parkour", hides in air-ducts and gather office supplies. He shames others via recycling habits. He crawls from bowls of cold soup to steal the dreams of wasteful children.
A man who wants to be a sugar daddy but is most definitely past his prime, cheep as hell, lies about being great in bed, and looks like your recently deceased grandfather.