spolen

the pubic hair found around your anus.

"It was sick i seen my mums spolen when she was sitting with her bathing suit on"

by Sean Burtinshaw February 3, 2009

boganii splendicus

The "splendid bogan", a sub species of the famous "boganii australis". This particular beast is extremely hard to recognise for they appear "normal" on the outside, in fact they are often considered "beautiful", but deep down they are terrifyingly ugly and BOGAN!
They are often found throughout the "North Shore" and "Eastern Suburbs" of Sydney.

David Attenborough; BE WARNED. "One must exhibit extreme caution when approaching the Boganii splendicus, for looks can be very deceiving".

by tangelico July 21, 2009

splendiforous

very wonderful

His wife is splendiforous!

by Starchylde December 21, 2014

Solenya

The fabled Pickle-Man. He "gets that parkour", hides in air-ducts and gather office supplies. He shames others via recycling habits. He crawls from bowls of cold soup to steal the dreams of wasteful children.

Did you just see Solenya? He didn't take their dreams, he took their parents.

by ArmyEngineer August 9, 2017

splenda papa

A man who wants to be a sugar daddy but is most definitely past his prime, cheep as hell, lies about being great in bed, and looks like your recently deceased grandfather.

Woooow, bill is a sugar daddy?

Nope, he's a Splenda papa. Too old and cheep to be supplying sugar.

by Roryroryrorai12345717 March 21, 2016

Splendid

Great; amazing

- Thomas, I am a bit concerned about this recent stock market fiasco.
- Nigga, we sell crack.
- Splendid.

by Kwombat November 10, 2020

splenemy

Something hbomberguy said that you're now looking up

You thought there'd be an actual defenition of splenemy

by Jz1207 July 31, 2021