The act of quietly and calmly low fiving others when a location or event does not permit for a loud and/or enthusiastichigh five (e.g., a funeral, a library, church, class).
The fabled Pickle-Man. He "gets that parkour", hides in air-ducts and gather office supplies. He shames others via recycling habits. He crawls from bowls of cold soup to steal the dreams of wasteful children.