spolch

The sound that eminates from a mans anus resulting from phallic penetration.

I pulled out of Larry and he proved to be the king of spolch.

by DDchainsaws April 27, 2017

Spooch

The sound that a baby makes when its delivered

Link: Oh my god that baby wants to spooch right out
Stevie: I am sure thats a definition on urban dictionary

by SIkias June 25, 2020

Squeedily Spooch

The Squeedily Spooch is an organ, found in the Irkin body.
First heard in Nickeloden's only good show, Invader Zim, in the episode "Dark Harvest". It controls all bodily functions. Getting hit in the Squeedily Spooch proves to be quite painful for any Irkin, as we discover, when Zim, the main character of the show, falls to the ground after receiving a blow from a dodge ball, clutching his midsection, where the Squeedily Spooch is located.

It's like a human male, receiving a kick to the testicular region.

*WHAM!*

Human: Arrrgh! My organs!

Zim: Whahahaha!! Inferior human organs!!!

*WHAM!!*

Zim: Auugh!! My Squeedily Spooch!

-Zim and the little human boy, in the "Dark Harvest" episode.

by ADD Robot October 16, 2009

spotching

It's when you slap a vagina with a spatchula

Man did you see that wicked spotching at the club yesterday ?

by TLCSPOTCHER March 9, 2011

Spelch

Pronunciation: \'spelch\
Function: verb

Etymology: Early 21st Century evolution from the Old English 'spebealcan' before 12th century
|Intransitive verb|

1 : to expel gas suddenly from the stomach through the mouth accompanied with previously ingested sperm.

Upon completion of an angry blow-job, Samantha spelched in Rod's face.

by MaddDad February 24, 2014

squiggly-spooch

A organ that Invader ZIM has.
An Irken Empier organ that all aliens have.

ZIM:Ouch you hit my squiggly-spooch!!

by Eric Buntain March 8, 2008

spilcher

n. A semi-attractive girl who fancies herself more attractive than she really is, and touts a rotten, arrogant personality to boot.

v. To spend unnecessary amounts of energy trying to let people know you're better than them, even if the other person does not even know or care about them.

"what is up with all this drama she's always trying to cause?" "i don't know, she's just spilcherin', thinking life is like high school. she'll grow up one day.. maybe"

by flowersarepretty May 8, 2010