spoitin
a spoitin is a ex lover who gets with your mates to make you jealous thinking you can’t do the same back
spoitin by ikylmikucswibt October 29, 2021
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Sporting KC
The best soccer team ever, playing in the best soccer stadium ever. We hate the Chicago Fire, the Seattle Sounders, DC United, and any other MLS teams.
Person 1: "Man, I wish the Sounders were as good as Sporting KC."
Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."
Person 2: "Yeah, that will never happen."
Sporting KC by FootyChronicles January 1, 2012
Spouting
I wasn't paying attention when Mrs.Smith called on me in class so I started spouting some random facts
Spouting by AllFruitloopsTasteTheSame March 31, 2017
sporting leather
The stage between a flacid penis and full tumescence; in a semi erect state. Derived from the pottery terminology describing the leathery state which clay will enter before fully hardening. Coined by Adam Carolla on the Adam Carolla Show.
"I'm sporting leather," says Adam to his other loser buddies in ceramics class as a hot chick enters the classroom.
"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.
"Look at the rack on her! Welcome to the leather state, boys," exclaimed Ray after crapping in Adam's Rams beanie.
sporting leather by Guydudebro March 23, 2011
sportin a softy
When a guy's got a limp penis while naked in public. The power to NOT get a boner is essential whether at a clothing optional beach, taking a gang shower, going skinny dipping with your friends, wearing a speedo, at a nudie party, just hangin it or you are a professional nudie.
Justin: "Wow, good times last night."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."
sportin a softy by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006
sporting off
To be completely relaxed and at peace with one's environment. People often misconstrue this term to mean "masturbating" or "jerking off." This is a complete misperception.
sporting off by A.C. Chach April 11, 2010
meme-spouting
Person 1: LOLOLOLOL, DESU~DESU~DESU, COOL STORY BRO, MUDKIPZ, FAIL LULZ!!!!1!!1!one!
Person 2: Stop that meme-spouting and go back to niggertits.
Person 2: Stop that meme-spouting and go back to niggertits.
meme-spouting by mootisatroll September 26, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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