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spontinuity 

A (according to Google) very common misspelling of the word 'spontaneity'.
George: Hey Rhonda do you find there's a well balanced amount of spontinuity in your life?

Rhonda: You spelled 'spontinuity' wrong, dumbass.

George: The hell? How can you tell how I spell words when I'm talking to you?!
spontinuity by Devin Alexander August 14, 2006

Spontinuity 

The ability to be spontaneous; the ability to keep a girlfriend.
"Why don't you take your girlfriend to Greece? That would increase your spontinuity."
Spontinuity by Lord Osmo January 11, 2006

Spontinuity 

β€˜it took a lot of spontinuity for me to do that!!’

spontaneity 

the quality of being spontaneous and coming from natural feelings without constraint.
"the spontaneity of his laughter"
spontaneity by Robert Rucker October 30, 2007

Choreographed spontaneity

Used to describe the scene in musicals where people in the street know the words and tune to the song sung by any main character, and instantly know the dance routines including, but not limited to: jumping over barrels, swinging girls in the hair and juggling. This is all despite being total strangers.

This is all supposed to be spontaneous, of course, but naturally - it's actually choreographed
"Oliver! really made me laugh. What did you think of all the choreographed spontaneity?"

spontanudity 

Noun: The state of getting buck nekkid without warning or forethought - often in a group setting, by choice and under the influence of alcohol. Derived from "nudity" and "spontaneity"
One minute we were all drinking, the next I was getting the red eye from Sean, the master of spontanudity.
spontanudity by Fenderama! November 14, 2006