Top definition
(n.) the fictional ailment suffered by OLP sophmores when they have a speech the next day and haven't memorized a fucking thing

also spelled splue
Mom I can't go to school today, I have the splu
by Sarah & Cammy January 22, 2008
Get the merch
Get the splu neck gaiter and mug.
Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
via giphy
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Get the mug
Get a dirtpilled mug for your father Trump.
2
the speech flu, when one becomes sick on the day she or he has to give a speech
Katie: Where where you yesterday?
Kali: I got a case of the splu.
by LottieCia December 20, 2007
Get the mug
Get a splu mug for your bunkmate Bob.