splu

(n.) the fictional ailment suffered by OLP sophmores when they have a speech the next day and haven't memorized a fucking thing

also spelled splue

Mom I can't go to school today, I have the splu

by Sarah & Cammy January 23, 2008

splu

the speech flu, when one becomes sick on the day she or he has to give a speech

Katie: Where where you yesterday?
Kali: I got a case of the splu.

by LottieCia December 20, 2007