spluge

the maximum level of ejaculation coming out of your peen hole. your peen usually explodes after this happens and cannot be replaced unless an experienced penile surgeon is close by.
Son: Dad, I think I just spluged.
Dad: I was worried this would happen
by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 05, 2019
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The white shit that comes out of ones dick during an erection. (usually into anothers mouth)
After that bitch sucked me off, she got spluge on my shirt cuz she didn't swollow.
by Coby February 20, 2003
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verb: A liquid that escapes it's container. It could be a large roll of fat that spills over tight jeans. It could be icing that escapes the funnel you're squeezing to decorate a cake. It moves on it's own momentum after enough force has been applied.
Her nursing breasts spluged out of her bra when she bent over to pick up her crying baby.
by fuk-ola November 28, 2018
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to ejackulate from the male reproductive orags ,otherwise known and the testicals or as comily use "dood u just went SKEET SKEET!"
adam c. said v.v , i wish i could skeet..........*snifle*
by kyle March 23, 2005
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Spluge is a unique Runescape player, known for his unconventional lifestyle and habits. Outside of the online world, Spluge operated a train by day, and got a train ran on him by night. However, Spluge had a darker side that he wasn't proud of. He suffered from alcoholism and would often be seen drunk in discord, and begging for GP at the Grand Exchange. Some players avoided him because of his erratic behavior, but others sympathized with him and tried to help him overcome his addiction.

Spluge also had a habit of simping for popular Twitch streamers who played Runescape. He would donate large sums of money to them, follow them around in-game, and shower them with compliments and attention. Some players found this behavior creepy and obsessive, but Spluge saw it as a way of supporting content creators that he admired.

Despite his quirks, Spluge was respected in the Sparc Mac community, a group of players who were fellow virgins and basement dwellers. However, in the Zezima CC, Spluge was seen as a doormat. He was constantly bullied, mocked, and scammed, and would often retaliate with empty threats or passive-aggressive remarks. Spluge's Runescape journey is a mix of highs and lows, and we only hope that he one day escapes from Shanes basement where he's forcibly kept in handcuffs.
Grabbed a beer! = Spluge
by Sparc Mac Community September 06, 2023
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I just spluged all over my hand, my girlfriend will come lick it off!
by Big COCK December 13, 2003
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"Eww! You got spluge on on ass!"
"Deal with it bitch!"
by Bxdockte April 12, 2009
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