splinta 

a bad bitch

bro i just caught a splinta

splinta by throwedyn October 24, 2023

Compound Splinter 

(n.) a splinter that is so big that it goes all the way through your finger, breaking the skin a second time. It really hurts.

Man #1: "Hey BChil, can you help us get these wooden steps in place in front of the stage?"
BChil: "Sure. I could really use a good compound splinter right about now..."

Compound Splinter by BChil June 29, 2015

The Splinter Cell 

The art of Splinter Cell-ing involves entering a cubicle and graciously performing a dump, without touching the surrounding toilet floor or the toilet itself. This can be performed as a simple one-person challenge, or be used as a practical joke by remaining off the floor undetected until the next user of said cubicle enters and the surprise is released.

Jake: I just used the toilet, and felt a dripping on my head, I looked up to see Sam Fisher himself about to shit on my head
Steve: That's the best performance of The Splinter Cell ever!

The Splinter Cell by AnusManBoy June 8, 2011

rotator splint 

A rotator splint is an imaginary engine part.

I'm afraid I have some bad news.
You seem to be having problems with the...rotator splint.
The engine runs good now, but not for long.

rotator splint by bj6665 June 21, 2016

Catching Splinters 

A figurative term originating in the South used by one who is driving a car with wood grain on the steering wheel.

"I'ma be working wood wheel and catching splinters, riding twenty inches or better on chrome." -Paul Wall, Chunk Up The Deuce

Catching Splinters by mikeyrocks May 8, 2009

Splintch 

Another word for a fat spastic. People who are called a splintch are really annoying, unattractive and lazy.

You are being a splintch! Stop bothering us!

Splintch by Layup Sticker September 1, 2021

Splinter Lip 

Is a Pop band with Death Metal influences. The band was formed in the wintery landscape of Amherst Massachusetts. With the lyrical genius of Jonathon Greene as their backdrop, the members of Splinter Lip took the Facebook/Youtube community by storm with over 125 views of their first single "Roy G. Biv" while their second single is still on the rise. Splinter Lip credited their sucess to Beefeater london gin and a glass elephant. They plan on a full tour in the summer of 2010.

Did you guys hear the new Splinter Lip song on youtube the other day. Twas epic!!!!!

Splinter Lip by NeckroSnatcher March 2, 2010