Splintage 

When a man's penis undergoes a phase in which blood circulation is cut off for about a week, and they undergo intense sharp (splinting) pains. By the end of the week or midway through the second week, the man must break the penis back into its flaccid state. This is commonly known to happen once a year. During this time the man will be extremely stressed, angry, and uninterested in things usually enjoyable by them.

This word is a derivative of splintage, which is the act of using a splint with a broken bone, however in this instance blood acts as the splint.

John: My splintage this year is killing me!

Brett: Haven't got my splintage yet this year...hopefully I don't get it during the game season!

Splintage by PluhhWalkuhh17 April 21, 2024

Sprinkage 

Mr Beast used it so no explanations needed

“Let’s do a little sprinkage”

Sprinkage by Sour..lemonxde June 18, 2020

Splinge 

noun, verb, splinged, spling-ing.
–noun
1. Hinged spline: a jointed device or flexible long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.; slat.on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
2. Splined hinge: a long, narrow, thin strip of wood, metal, etc.or jointed device on which a door, gate, shutter, lid, or other attached part turns, swings, or moves.
–verb (used with object)
3. to furnish with or attach by a splinge or splinges.
-splinge (used as expression of amazement)
4. to wibble, or splinge as an incredulous outburst when your flabber is ghasted.

Apprentice:'This splinge won't fit properly, the sprocket doesn't flange cleanly.'
Mechanic:'Ah, you need a splined hinge, not a hinged spline - easy mistake'

Ted: 'WoW, Obama did it !'
Bill: '....... :O .. splinge !'

Splinge by KeithMyArthe January 17, 2009

Splinge 

Gaps in the hairstyle fringe

Fix your hair you have a splinge

Splinge by Flade June 13, 2015

Slingage 

Coined by Zeus of the popular MMA site MiddleEasy, "it's a way to denote that a person has insulted someone by 'slinging' words at them."

Dude, you caught some major slingage!

Slingage by Bug Marley October 21, 2010

Splintahs 

meaning sweet, amazing, awesome, sick, cool. Usually comes after the word "mad".

i just pwnd in Halo 3!
Shat dude, thats mad splintahs!

Splintahs by Fish & Hi Jenks May 7, 2008

Splitage 

The art of splitting up a group of people by walking through them.

1 point if you split them up as they come towards you.
2 points if you split them up and they are holding hands.
3 points if you split them up and they are walking in the same direction as you.

BEST DONE IN SHOPPING CENTRES

Person 1: Did you see the splitage i just pulled on that old couple?
Person 2: Yeah but my splitage from behind was better.

Splitage by sezmac May 3, 2010