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splew. (n) Affectionate term for a friend on the shady streets of Newport, believed to be coined by the mysterious and enigmatic Goldie Lookin' Chain in the late twentieth century. Similar in meaning to clart, blud and braa.
"You fucking alrigh' or wha' splew?"

"Oh splew, pass us the razzle you clit!"

"You gots' any draw splew?"
splew by Garethissafe November 18, 2005
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spew tears 

When you spew and tears run down your face.... pretty self explanatory
James: Hey Babyola! have you been crying?
Liam: Nuh I've just spewed everywhere because i can't hold my alcohol
James: Ha spew tears!!!!
spew tears by Babyola June 10, 2013
Related Words
splew • Splewage • SPLEWB • Splewdge • Splewg • splewge • splewgle • splewj • splewsh • splewy

shit-spewer 

A widely used nickname for good old 45.
In every situation, at every opportunity, the Pinocchio President is showing himself to be a highly accomplished shit-spewer.
shit-spewer by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019
Spleak is a chatbot, which is fun but not as fun as SmarterChild because it has less programmed responses.
Matt: My leg, my leg... Call 9-1-1
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: Please help, I've lost a lot of blood.
Spleak: You think I should do that?
Matt: Oh God, the pain!
Spleak: Rain is an element! I've been learning about elements like rain.
Matt: Oh please help.
Spleak: Well, what would you like me to do?
Matt: CALL 9-1-1!!!
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: STOP SCREWING WITH ME!
Spleak: You don't want me to screw with you?
Matt: I think I'm going to pass out.
Spleak: Very interesting.
Matt: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Spleak: You were?
Spleak by matt007 June 24, 2007
The amalgam of semen, otherwise known as spew, and retcum juice, otherwise known as booty juice, created from highly pleasurable and orgasmic anal sex.
Roger drilled his girlfriend's ass and post orgasm, enjoyed watching the outward flow of spewtum.
Spewtum by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015

Spewange 

Speawnge, (or most commonly referred to as Awnge) is a way of life, a way of living and a result of contracting the feung virus.

The simple man may refer to it as awnge. Awnge would be modified into ang, nge, ge or ownge (or eawnge/wange for the more advanced speakers) or for subtle emphasis you may use ng. Awnge may also be in place of "I" when speaking of oneself. When combined with the English language and placed at the end of absolutely any word, it creates the Spewange dialect. The spewange dialect is spoken and used by few. It can be found sparsely within discord servers, high schools and less commonly in air traffic communications.
Spewange use onege: Hellownge Ivawnge, how are youawnge todaynge?

Spewange use twonge:Howawnge are yawnge?

Spewange use threeange:Awnge Spewanged my Awnged.

Spewange use fourawnge:Hellowange sir, all goodawnge?
Spewange by Spewangeman June 10, 2021

toxic spew 

A term used to describe a steady stream of intense hyperverbal unloading of what usually consists of built-up anger and resentment.
It was nothing less than a toxic spew and the rant cost her the dream job she had worked most of her life to step into.
toxic spew by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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