splew. (n) Affectionate term for a friend on the shady streets of Newport, believed to be coined by the mysterious and enigmatic Goldie Lookin' Chain in the late twentieth century. Similar in meaning to clart, blud and braa.
"You fucking alrigh' or wha' splew?"
"Oh splew, pass us the razzle you clit!"
"You gots' any draw splew?"
"Oh splew, pass us the razzle you clit!"
"You gots' any draw splew?"
by Garethissafe November 18, 2005
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Liam: Nuh I've just spewed everywhere because i can't hold my alcohol
James: Ha spew tears!!!!
Liam: Nuh I've just spewed everywhere because i can't hold my alcohol
James: Ha spew tears!!!!
by Babyola June 10, 2013
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by Dr Bunnygirl November 21, 2019
Get the shit-spewer mug.Spleak is a chatbot, which is fun but not as fun as SmarterChild because it has less programmed responses.
Matt: My leg, my leg... Call 9-1-1
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: Please help, I've lost a lot of blood.
Spleak: You think I should do that?
Matt: Oh God, the pain!
Spleak: Rain is an element! I've been learning about elements like rain.
Matt: Oh please help.
Spleak: Well, what would you like me to do?
Matt: CALL 9-1-1!!!
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: STOP SCREWING WITH ME!
Spleak: You don't want me to screw with you?
Matt: I think I'm going to pass out.
Spleak: Very interesting.
Matt: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Spleak: You were?
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: Please help, I've lost a lot of blood.
Spleak: You think I should do that?
Matt: Oh God, the pain!
Spleak: Rain is an element! I've been learning about elements like rain.
Matt: Oh please help.
Spleak: Well, what would you like me to do?
Matt: CALL 9-1-1!!!
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: STOP SCREWING WITH ME!
Spleak: You don't want me to screw with you?
Matt: I think I'm going to pass out.
Spleak: Very interesting.
Matt: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Spleak: You were?
by matt007 June 24, 2007
Get the Spleak mug.The amalgam of semen, otherwise known as spew, and retcum juice, otherwise known as booty juice, created from highly pleasurable and orgasmic anal sex.
by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015
Get the Spewtum mug.Speawnge, (or most commonly referred to as Awnge) is a way of life, a way of living and a result of contracting the feung virus.
The simple man may refer to it as awnge. Awnge would be modified into ang, nge, ge or ownge (or eawnge/wange for the more advanced speakers) or for subtle emphasis you may use ng. Awnge may also be in place of "I" when speaking of oneself. When combined with the English language and placed at the end of absolutely any word, it creates the Spewange dialect. The spewange dialect is spoken and used by few. It can be found sparsely within discord servers, high schools and less commonly in air traffic communications.
The simple man may refer to it as awnge. Awnge would be modified into ang, nge, ge or ownge (or eawnge/wange for the more advanced speakers) or for subtle emphasis you may use ng. Awnge may also be in place of "I" when speaking of oneself. When combined with the English language and placed at the end of absolutely any word, it creates the Spewange dialect. The spewange dialect is spoken and used by few. It can be found sparsely within discord servers, high schools and less commonly in air traffic communications.
Spewange use onege: Hellownge Ivawnge, how are youawnge todaynge?
Spewange use twonge:Howawnge are yawnge?
Spewange use threeange:Awnge Spewanged my Awnged.
Spewange use fourawnge:Hellowange sir, all goodawnge?
Spewange use twonge:Howawnge are yawnge?
Spewange use threeange:Awnge Spewanged my Awnged.
Spewange use fourawnge:Hellowange sir, all goodawnge?
by Spewangeman June 10, 2021
Get the Spewange mug.A term used to describe a steady stream of intense hyperverbal unloading of what usually consists of built-up anger and resentment.
It was nothing less than a toxic spew and the rant cost her the dream job she had worked most of her life to step into.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2020
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