The highest level of human being, only being surpassed by Jesus Christ himself. Though often described as black with locs, anyone has the aptitude to become a Splewsh. The original Splewsh, however, rules over all Splewshes. Splewsh's followers have a specific name, called "The Guch".
That man is such a damn genius.

Must be a Splewsh.
by Splewsh Wood April 2, 2018
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