splewsh 

The highest level of human being, only being surpassed by Jesus Christ himself. Though often described as black with locs, anyone has the aptitude to become a Splewsh. The original Splewsh, however, rules over all Splewshes. Splewsh's followers have a specific name, called "The Guch".

That man is such a damn genius.

Must be a Splewsh.

splewsh by Splewsh Wood May 20, 2018

spleesh! 

Exclamation often used by Amy on Futurama to express disgust, frustration etc. Synonymous with "duh!" after somebody says something stupid.

Amy: "Fry, alcohol kills brain cells."

Fry: "No I'm doesn't!"

Amy: "Spleesh!"

spleesh! by overflow parking August 3, 2010

Spleesha 

The act of inhaling a sheesha and a spliff at the same time.

Spleeshing is commonly performed when stoned

Side affects include - partial blindness

Salutations companion, fancy trying a spleesha?

Hey man, want to go spleesh?

OMG he's spleeshing his fucking balls off.

Dude i was totally spleeshless last night

Fuck man, dan's having a spleeshure!

Spleesha by Superultramegapenis05 July 31, 2009

splesh 

To shoot the slide piece out of a bong due to a coughing or laughing fit while taking a hit

Jimmy spleshed his bong the otherday and put a hole in the wall

splesh by Kevlarmunkey112 August 2, 2007

Spleesh 

A term that can be used to reference having sex. This term can also be used to describe a hot women.

I mo spleesh dees hoes.

I almost spleeshed this girl last night but some retard walked in the room.

Damn son look at those fine ass spleeshies over there.

Spleesh by Ruuuus_bucket August 11, 2010

Spleesh 

1. Needing to go to the toilet.

2. The sound your piss makes when it's aimed into the toilet perfectly; also like a Swish in basketball.

"I need to spleesh"

"BRB I just need to spleesh"

Spleesh by Jack Patros October 7, 2008

Spleash

To sleep or sleeping, tired and ready for bed

Mom, I spleashing by Dan's tonight ok?

Spleash by DBird September 6, 2007