Splewg

to jizz, the act of cumming, creaming.

Kid #1:"Why does your hair feel so sticky?"
Kid #2:"I was just at a party and some guy splewged on the side of my head."

by Splewgy Dinosaur October 16, 2010

spleege

nasty fucking shit.. you dont want to hear this word. if you hear any suspicious looking men use this word.. run immediately. this word means bad shit for you and your family..

suspicious looking man: im gonna fucking kill you.. spleege!!
you: run away IMMEDIATELY

by spleege January 9, 2019

Splergio

A Splergio is a man who is so good at sex that he can make a girl cum within 1 minute of sex. She will splurg all over the place, and the man will lay down satisfied, covered in bodily fluid, knowing that he is a Splergio.

Lina: Did you have sex with John the other night?
Sara: If you could call it that! I only lasted 40 seconds, he's such a Splergio.

by contactonthesmash44 November 27, 2017

Spleng

Spleng (adjective) is a positive exclamation. Synonyms of spleng: splengtious, splengdid. Antonyms of spleng: unspleng, antispleng

Mother: son I killed your father
Son: That was very "spleng" of you

by Splengmister9000 March 10, 2021

splenge

is for splenge (retarded baby animals on newgrounds.com)

splenge is for splenge

by mrbig August 3, 2004

Splenga

A game in which while smoking a spliff between two or more people, the ash remains intact causing the smokers to smoke said spliff vertically. Then once the ash falls onto someone and/or in their mouth or eyes the other players yell "Splenga!" as if they were playing "Jenga". There are no winners in Splenga, only losers.

"Last night we played Splenga with Timmy, he got ash in his eye twice!"

by BigPinkSocks March 2, 2010

Spleg

Something that is horrible, disgusting and gross. Can be things like dust, mud, dirt and food. Another term is spleggy.

"Urgh you have spleg on your shoe!"

"There's spleg on my screen"

"I don't like that it's spleggy"

by coolies peep June 5, 2009