splewj

Semen that is blown or dropped on another person

I splewjed on the waitress from TGI Friday's.

by Shackaroni and Cheese July 27, 2009

Splowj

1.) a surprise blow-job
2.) an explosion of blow-jobs

"I was just standing there and out of nowhere, BOOM, Splowj from an old man."

"He's so gay, every time he walks into the club there's a splowj."

by Fitzsteve September 21, 2014

Splewdge

"A funnier way of saying "orgy"

"My wife was at a splewdge yesterday"
"You dumb shit"

by LazyFatfuck69 April 20, 2021

Splewg

to jizz, the act of cumming, creaming.

Kid #1:"Why does your hair feel so sticky?"
Kid #2:"I was just at a party and some guy splewged on the side of my head."

by Splewgy Dinosaur October 16, 2010

SPLEWB

Acronym for Scabby, Prostitute, Lesbian, Emo, Whore, Bitch.

Used to describe teenage girls that are annoying, tend to date guys from the older year level, frequently attempt to take food off their kind classmates.

Megan is a filthy splewb.

by jared95 November 16, 2011

splewsh

The highest level of human being, only being surpassed by Jesus Christ himself. Though often described as black with locs, anyone has the aptitude to become a Splewsh. The original Splewsh, however, rules over all Splewshes. Splewsh's followers have a specific name, called "The Guch".

That man is such a damn genius.

Must be a Splewsh.

by Splewsh Wood May 20, 2018

splew

splew. (n) Affectionate term for a friend on the shady streets of Newport, believed to be coined by the mysterious and enigmatic Goldie Lookin' Chain in the late twentieth century. Similar in meaning to clart, blud and braa.

"You fucking alrigh' or wha' splew?"

"Oh splew, pass us the razzle you clit!"

"You gots' any draw splew?"

by Garethissafe November 18, 2005