The act of mispronouncing, blending or blundering of two or more words, with an amusing outcome, which tends to occur under high sleep deprivation that mimics intoxication. The word spleech was derived from the very action itself.

Sebastian is no stranger to spleeching; when he wanted to borrow his friend's phone, he asked, "can I use your phlone (pronounced 'flown')?"

Broccolini spleeched when he said to his bro, "Yo, where the keys to my Furry (he meant to say Ferrari)?"

Spleech by Shirobi February 26, 2023

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speench pliff

a person who bites at or eats the bubbles that result from flatulence had under water in the tub; a fart-bubble biter

used as a hilariously random sounding insult (always accompanied by the definition) for a person who annoys someone while they are relaxing in the tub.

every time I'm in the tub, this speench pliff keeps knocking on the door, buggin me.

speench pliff by monglobonglo January 11, 2010

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spleenach

an ancient ritual of spleen removal through the naval using a special instrument known as an ach

the ancient greeks used it as a mating ritual....'ohh zeus let me perform that spleenach on you...you'll cum all night'

spleenach by Correspondingly November 1, 2004

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