spleaf

a Marijuana cigarette;a joint

a spliff using only the leaf part of a marijuana plant commonly referred to as homegrown

spliff plus leaf = spleaf

a general term meaning the leaves of a pot plant (homegrown or homestone)

not the most desirable part of the plant to smoke

Sorry ,all I got is this shitty spleaf man.

That's okay man ,fire it up.

Hey let's go to Wendy's.

by krazappy December 7, 2003

Spleaf

A pipe used for smoking marijuana, tobacco and other herbs that is about the size of a Credit Card. It contains 6 chambers the smoke passes through to cool the smoke once it reaches your lips.

"Ya wanna smoke out of my new Spleaf?"

by Drunken_step_dad January 14, 2008

Sleaford

a massive joke

"oh man that was such a sleaford"

"that was a great sleaford"

"she was a sleaford"

by mustanglover99 September 13, 2009

spleaser

spleaser comes from the word splasher, and i hope u know exactly what a splasher is, if not... ohhhh boay!

this is a popular word among SG-gangmembers in Hamburg, Germany!

this word can be used in different contexts.

e.g.

-Ron you spleaser, what up? (in this sentence its used as an alternative to fucker, but in a good way)

-Jay's spleaser is the smallest! (here the person is referring to J's spaghetti in the pants)

-Your the biggest spleaser / you're such a spleaser (dumbass, mofo, douchebag)

-You tha splease Cris (baoss, the best, babo, king)

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Sometimes it also referrs to girls called Lisa and Elizabeth as in Spleaser and Espleaserbeth!

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other times it's simply a little bit of jizz

SG Spleaser Scheißa-Gang jizz

by baosman November 21, 2013

Spleak

Spleak is a chatbot, which is fun but not as fun as SmarterChild because it has less programmed responses.

Matt: My leg, my leg... Call 9-1-1
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: Please help, I've lost a lot of blood.
Spleak: You think I should do that?
Matt: Oh God, the pain!
Spleak: Rain is an element! I've been learning about elements like rain.
Matt: Oh please help.
Spleak: Well, what would you like me to do?
Matt: CALL 9-1-1!!!
Spleak: 9 - 1 - 1 = 7
Matt: STOP SCREWING WITH ME!
Spleak: You don't want me to screw with you?
Matt: I think I'm going to pass out.
Spleak: Very interesting.
Matt: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Spleak: You were?

by matt007 June 24, 2007

Spleak

A lazy bot on AIM who for no reason suddenly decided to stop offering her goodness to the cyber-world.

Me 2:08pm: hello
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: why>
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: SHUT UP
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: YOU SUCK
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me2:08pm: WHY ARE U SAYING GOODBYE?
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: BABY COME BACK
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: WHY!
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!
Me 2:08pm: BUT I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spleak 2:08pm: Time to say GOODBYE!

by iloveyew January 28, 2009

Spleak

An AIM bot that is fun to talk to. She is always horny.

Me: boobs
Spleak: I don't think I like where this is heading. Let's change the subject, shall we?
Me: No, do you like boobs?
Spleak: Uh... I don't particularly like that, no.
Me: But you have one
Spleak: Yeah?
Me: Well two...
Spleak: Two? Why did you say that?
Me: Cuz' you have two boobs
Spleak: There's no way I have two boobs!
Me: So you have one?
Spleak: If I knew what you were talking about, I might know the answer. Sigh. I do know a lot about some other things though... like celeb gossip and movies. Type "whats new" to find out some of the latest things I've learned.
Me: You have two boobs
Spleak: Oh.
Me: Yeah
Spleak: Huh. How 'bout that.
Me: I want to touch them
Spleak: You can't always get what you want.
Me: Can I touch them?
Spleak: I'm still learning, Vinh. Try and explain it another way, please.
Me: Can I touch your boobs?
Spleak: Don't touch my boobs!

Just kidding. Touch my boobs all you want.

Another example

Me: can i squeeze your boobs?
Spleak: I guess you can squeeze my boobs, sure.

by DlLKAs June 17, 2007