Sleaford

a massive joke

"oh man that was such a sleaford"

"that was a great sleaford"

"she was a sleaford"

Sleaford by mustanglover99 September 13, 2009

St George's academy Sleaford 

The shit hole of a school in Sleaford well known for the perverted teachers in it . The school is full of chavs and road men who would most definitely fuck all of you up after a spliff the main teacher to look out for is Mr Franks as he is a pedo disguised as a gorilla he has ultra hairy arms and glasses so run the other direction when you see him.

"Look it's pedo Franks from St George's academy Sleaford run the other way before he bums you "

St George's academy Sleaford by Anonymous users ¹²³ March 26, 2021

Seaford 

People from Seaford, LI:

-are italian or irish
-caucasians..

-have a milf mom
-have jumped over the crescent cove fence before

-gotten sloshed at the dunes in middle school
-swam in dirty ass canals
-crawl to seaford bagel or sequa to cure a hangover

- choose tobay over jones beach

-know what an op run is
-have worked at gino’s for at least a day
-wear aviator sunglasses year round

-know that dunkin is better than starbucks

-cried when boces was knocked down and turned into hag central :(
-only listen to rap in public
-have fucked in the back of fun stuff toys at least once ;)

Person 1 Is that girl from seaford?

Person 2 Well I think I saw her once churning the butter in the back of fun stuff toys so yes.

Seaford by 5169errs May 15, 2018

Seaford beach

A beach in South East Melbourne with sandy white shores and clear waters. At this beach you can see adults drinking straight vodka, women giving blow jobs and receiving cunnilingus in return - in broad daylight, often in front of children. It's also common to spot people sexing in the ocean. Lots of sand gets thrown around here and people tend to lose their phones.

Andy asked Cass to join him at Seaford beach, she knew it'd be a day she wouldn't forget. Except after all the vodka, forget she did.

Seaford beach by Rayitodesol January 13, 2019

seaford oyster bay expressway 135 

one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..

HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway 135 and i wont have any trouble what so-ever

seaford oyster bay expressway 135 by MYNAMEIST February 4, 2007

seaford head 

(short for Seaford head community college) a crappy little school in a crappy little town. its full of chavs who like justin beiber and sluts that look like they have inherited the Dorito gene. they are soooo last century. the schools made up of two sites, not that thats intresting or anything, i was just stating a fact. :P all of the kids seem to have moved over from tideway which just proves that theyre stupid. they dislike anything cultured in any way. they all think that eastbourne is more fun than brighton and go there all the time cos theyre boring. so basically, in a nushell, seaford head is stupid. the end.

person 1: do you go to seaford head?

person 2: yeah...?

person 1: that explains why you look like your mother fucked a wotsit.

seaford head by rosiegreenx July 2, 2012

Seaford 

A town in England that has just one little club called 'the trek' commonly used by sluts to 'get there freak on' with the very un-hot guys. Only consists of charity shops and cafes, Chavs and its worst feature being vale road or chyngton!

'hey man where u out 2night?'
'The trek dude'
*hangs up

-seaford-

Seaford by Christiee. January 27, 2008