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Simultaneous Pedestrian Lateral Avoidance Failure: SPLAF
The awkward situation in which two people cannot find a way to avoid one another while walking in opposite directions toward one another, as one person continually moves horizontally to match the other's movements.
Onlooker 1: "What are they doing, moving back and forth like that?"
Onlooker 2: "It's a SPLAF."
SPLAF by 143267 December 28, 2009
Related Words
When your dick and/or balls touch the toilet bowl or water.
"Babe, why do your balls smell like ass?"
"I just took a shit and sclaffed them in the toilet"
sclaff by MxLongDong March 24, 2023

daff spaff 

When you begin to get a semi over Miss Daffern
damn, I think I'm starting to get a daff spaff
daff spaff by _wha_ March 22, 2021
A complicated and usually painful amateur wrestling move that involves splitting your opponents legs, while pinning his back to the mat, using your arms and legs.
Ryan just got spladled. Poor guy was humiliated.
spladle by Braydawg May 25, 2014

Spaffers 

I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum
Spaffers by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions