splatusch

when u splash water on a thot

I splatusch(ed)on that thot

by SureRox March 28, 2018

Splatchy

A half joke. A splatchy is when you jokingly make a proposition. When you ask a question jokingly because you don't think others will accept it, but you are actually serious. Has been picking up momentum in recent years.

Pronounced "splotchy"

Monica: "Hey Bill"

Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"

Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"

by Splatchmeister February 1, 2019

Splatasha Jumpanoff

When Nat goes Splat.

Ima sue Marvel, brb

Gonna go pull a Splatasha Jumpanoff

by Shuri.is.Marvel March 9, 2022

splatasha

Splatty nat she fell for the stone I think she likes cliff diving btw this was made by an Abby

SPLATASHA is inspiring

by Abby<3 September 17, 2021

Splatch

Patch of hair located directly above the penis.

Man,that is one hairy splatch!

by Splatchness April 21, 2005

Splatch

Patch of hair located above the penis or vagina but below the stomach. It becomes rather thick when unshaved and may take several razor blades to completely shave it if left unshaven for long periods of time.

Dude,one of my splatch hairs got caught in her braces last night and it hurt like fuck!

by JoeyD May 20, 2005

splatasha

natasha romanoff when she decided to fall and jump of a cliff

"do we know if she had a family?" "who?" "splatasha"

by rr1a September 28, 2021