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Splatchy 

A half joke. A splatchy is when you jokingly make a proposition. When you ask a question jokingly because you don't think others will accept it, but you are actually serious. Has been picking up momentum in recent years.

Pronounced "splotchy"
Monica: "Hey Bill"

Bill: "what's up monica?"
Monica: "wanna go make out?"
Bill: "what the fuck!?"
Monica: "chill bill, it was a splatchy"
Bill: "wanna cum in oval office?"

Charlie: "wanna take some shots?"
Alan: "no charlie, it's 9am"
Charlie: "chill out Alan, it was a joke"
Alan: "I don't think it was a joke, Charlie, you're an alcoholic"
Charlie: "damn, it was a splatchy"
Splatchy by Splatchmeister February 1, 2019

Splatasha Jumpanoff 

When Nat goes Splat.

Ima sue Marvel, brb
Gonna go pull a Splatasha Jumpanoff

splatasha 

Splatty nat she fell for the stone I think she likes cliff diving btw this was made by an Abby
SPLATASHA is inspiring
splatasha by Abby<3 September 17, 2021
Patch of hair located directly above the penis.
Man,that is one hairy splatch!
Splatch by Splatchness April 21, 2005
Patch of hair located above the penis or vagina but below the stomach. It becomes rather thick when unshaved and may take several razor blades to completely shave it if left unshaven for long periods of time.
Dude,one of my splatch hairs got caught in her braces last night and it hurt like fuck!
Splatch by JoeyD May 20, 2005

splatasha 

natasha romanoff when she decided to fall and jump of a cliff
"do we know if she had a family?" "who?" "splatasha"
splatasha by rr1a September 28, 2021