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Statuschat

It's when 2 or more people have a somewhat "private" conversation over myspace, usually talking about something that the rest of the myspacers have no idea about.

It is the most annoying thing to ever come out of myspace..
Ammyy: omgg today was soo funn don't you reckon sam?
samm: yerrr..omg it wass catch up tomorrow bubb

Bec: would you 2 stop to statuschat
by Myspacerrr101 May 14, 2009
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Statchat

A statchat is when people have a full-blown conversation on the status of your Facebook or other social networking account. Usually started by a dispute or argument.
Jon: "What?! 56 new notifications?"
Alex: "Must be another statchat..."
by Xunzi December 1, 2009
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statuscatalyst

a cryptic status message (such as on Facebook or GChat) that does not describe your mood unless coupled with other bits of information.
SA: What's with the strange status message?
EP: You had to have been at the party to get it - it's a statuscatalyst.
by kidmuto August 3, 2008
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Status Chat

When 2 or more people use their facebook status updates and status comments to chat, instead of using facebook instant messages, MSN, or any other form of instant messaging.
Jim: Is wondering when the party is
Jack comment : 9:30 man, see you there
Jim Comment: Oh sweet, didnt know you were going
Jack Comment: Yeah i wasnt till just now
Jim Comment. Cool. Its been a while man, how are you?
Jack Comment: Good, but lets use MSN, we dont want this to turn into a status chat.
by dffgdddd February 4, 2010
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Statusbating

The act of re-reading a status update feeling the need comment multiple times or show all your friends the update/comment at the most inopportune time possible to garner attention. This includes self-liking the status and/or any of your own comments.

Statusbating another person (sometimes referred to as maserbating. "Mutual Statusbating") results in multiple comments to the same update in a short interval.
Friend A:"Check out my buddies update. Tell me what you think"

update: Too lazy for a Note so here's the summary - Double Dare is great, Lucas is a terrible movie, commenting on snow is beyond lame, super soakers were a paradigm shift & Goldberg was the best pro wrestler ever.

Friend B: "I think you need to stop statusbating in public. It's just sad."
by cege7480 February 23, 2011
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