splarschasm

if sarcasm were a sponge cake with too much moisture (moist cake) it's like a waterlogged minecraft block of sarcasm. moist as fuck. like ur mom or smth idk

-will

"You put the hot and drool emoji"

"it was splarschasm"

by IzzyFizzys February 15, 2022

SARSchasm

noun. 1: A huge gap in health care response to viral pandemics.

2: A deep hole used as a mass grave for pandemic victims who took the president’s snide ignorance as an informed response.

There is a huge SARSchasm between earnest health care science and the kakistocratic political situation.
The president made irresponsible remarks that he brushed off as SARSchasm.

by Jerry.g.g April 25, 2020