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spizzled 

1.when someone is talking, and they accidentally spit on you.
2. when your casually walking and someone randomly spits on you.
1. "doood you just spizzled on me! gross!"
2."i was walkin and some mutha fucka spit a big one at me!"
spizzled by jandraka October 9, 2007
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Swizzled 

Getting a buzz from drinking alcohol. Not quite drunk, but the feeling before hand
I am pretty swizzled right now.
Swizzled by the Swizzler September 23, 2003
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shizzledick 

One with shit on their dick (Homosexuals or anal lovers)
Guy: Man that was awesome sex last night
Guy2: Yeah!

Backgroundguy: Damn Shizzledicks...
shizzledick by Super Fly1 December 28, 2008

smizzled 

stoned,blazed,blowed,high

One of many words which were created to define being high on marijuana.

I got smizzled before church today.
smizzled by Lala666 May 19, 2006

Sizzledicked 

A clever and unique way of saying you are piss-ass-drunk-off-your-ass. Coined by the one and only Sky Craw.
Girl: "Wow, you sound really drunk"
Boy: "You have no idea, I'm sizzledicked"
originally came from the "spot" a place to get heroine or crack from Chicago's west side. " just starting after harlem ave. off 290"
T weso and ice pick hit a lick now they are going to the the spizzle to cop.
spizzle by Vdux August 26, 2007

Sizzled Chicken Jung 

This is simply another name for scrambled eggs. Not to be confused with any of the sexual acts with the same name.
"What the hell is that all over your face?"
"Sizzled chicken jung."
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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