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Swizzled 

Getting a buzz from drinking alcohol. Not quite drunk, but the feeling before hand
I am pretty swizzled right now.
Swizzled by the Swizzler September 23, 2003
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shizzledick 

One with shit on their dick (Homosexuals or anal lovers)
Guy: Man that was awesome sex last night
Guy2: Yeah!

Backgroundguy: Damn Shizzledicks...
shizzledick by Super Fly1 December 28, 2008

smizzled 

stoned,blazed,blowed,high

One of many words which were created to define being high on marijuana.
I got smizzled before church today.
smizzled by Lala666 May 19, 2006

Sizzledicked 

A clever and unique way of saying you are piss-ass-drunk-off-your-ass. Coined by the one and only Sky Craw.
Girl: "Wow, you sound really drunk"
Boy: "You have no idea, I'm sizzledicked"
originally came from the "spot" a place to get heroine or crack from Chicago's west side. " just starting after harlem ave. off 290"
T weso and ice pick hit a lick now they are going to the the spizzle to cop.
spizzle by Vdux August 26, 2007

Sizzled Chicken Jung 

This is simply another name for scrambled eggs. Not to be confused with any of the sexual acts with the same name.
"What the hell is that all over your face?"
"Sizzled chicken jung."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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