spitman

when someone inserts there tongue in a dick hole

i love to spitman

by bazzigee February 17, 2018

spitmin

A word Grayson Dolan used in one of his tweets that he made up.

I’m so excited holy spitmin

by Sophia Slimber February 17, 2018

Shitman the Barbarian

A name found in the film 'The Hills Have Eyes 2'. Shitman the Barbarian is a man who comes out of a toilet covered in shit. He has small wounds all over his body so that he can die slowly from the feces.

The scene from the film:
Amber: Who was that guy??
Napoleon: Shitman the Barbarian, I have no idea?!

by MC Monka in Da House May 11, 2009

shitmano

Variant of "Shimano", top Japanese company which makes bicycle components (from groupsets to wheels to pedals to shoes). Akin to Microsoft in its pervasiveness and near-monopoly of the market (at least as far as groupsets (chainrings, cranks, bottom brackets, shifters, cassettes, etc)) and certain mediocrity, it is found on many bikes from the cheap low-end models to the nicer ones which actually aren't too bad (XT, XTR, Ultegra, Dura-Ace) but cost a grip. There are alternatives, at least for the groupsets - Campagnolo (go Campy) and SRAM (Sachs).

Look at that damn roadie's Bianchi - full Campagnolo gruppo! <drool> (looks down at lowly Shitmano Sora groupset).

by ::analogue:: January 31, 2005

Shitman

Shitman is a fictional character, a superhero widely considered to be an Internet cultural icon.

Shitman is the alter ego of 47 year old Namtih Tnega, a village idiot that is often very angry at how unfair the world is towards him.

It's a Turd.. It's Insane.. It's Shitman!

by shitman sucks March 28, 2009

Dr Harold Shitman Maneuver

A fetish maneuver executed during, after or before intercourse. Developed by Dr Harold Shitman, the Shitman Maneuver is where one stands on ones head (or in an up-side-down position) and shits on their own balls. Then, ones sexual partner can either lick it off, play with it, or rub their own genitalia on it.

I pulled out a Shitman last night in the bedroom - i am now getting a divorce.

The Shitman Maneuver requires balance, poise, and many rolls of paper towel.

I lose my shit over the Dr Harold Shitman Maneuver.

by HaroldShitman October 5, 2009

Shitman

A type of Hitman who utilizes in shtting rather than killing

Man: I'm going to use a Hitman to fuck you up
Robber: What?
Man: A SHITMAN to crap on you, then I'll call the Cops!

by lolmaster444 July 2, 2017