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Shitman is a fictional character, a superhero widely considered to be an Internet cultural icon.

Shitman is the alter ego of 47 year old Namtih Tnega, a village idiot that is often very angry at how unfair the world is towards him.
It's a Turd.. It's Insane.. It's Shitman!
by shitman sucks March 28, 2009
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
by TripleWest September 03, 2012
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The person you hire to do the dirty work. For a high amount of money he will follow your target and when the time is right he will launch shit at their face with no traces leading back to you.
Lucas "Man, I really hate this douche bag at work"
Jacob "I know a guy that can take care of that"
Lucas "Dude?! I dont wanna kill him"
Jacob "Naa bro, I got a Shitman on speed dial, your co-worker will be out of work with severe pink eye for atleast two weeks."
by shitmen January 06, 2012
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1)Commonly used as a phrase of dislike

2)A man made of shit
Tyrone: Yo dog you just got raped by one a dem ass ugly booty bitches.
G Wayne: Shit man....
by Anonymous April 05, 2004
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1. An expression used to enlighten your neighbors to a truth. Most commonly used after mass consumption of cheeba.

2. "Ain't that the truth."
Dan: Man, these fuckin' pancakes are so good man.
Angus: Shit man.
Rob: Shit... man.
Dan: Shit man indeed.
by Angus Maxwell January 04, 2007
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A type of Hitman who utilizes in shtting rather than killing
Man: I'm going to use a Hitman to fuck you up
Robber: What?
Man: A SHITMAN to crap on you, then I'll call the Cops!
by lolmaster444 July 02, 2017
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every time you hit the bathroom in middle school this guy is in there takin a shit
third hour shit you ever leave the shitter shitman?
by crazy hurren nite guy tew shy November 03, 2012
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