by Craig January 18, 2005
Sexpiration is a date when an older and formally very sensual women all of a sudden loses her sexual appetite and libido and prefers to play with the grandchildren rather than you or herself.
by Grandpa Roy March 22, 2014
adj. (sex-pir-ation-al) A woman who is the equivalent of a stud. She is a sexual inspiration to women. She may or may not be a whore.
That prostitute is so sexpirational to me because of the way she works that street corner and brings home the dough.
by Panqueque January 20, 2012
Oh shit i wanted to have sex in the morning but shes like nooo nigguh only sex when theres not daylight. Fuckin sexpires.
by Sean(X_X) May 2, 2009
A male who dresses like a pirate and oozes sex appeal.
Generally has wild, messy hair, black eyeliner, and clothes similar to those a pirate would wear (black pants, black vest, ragged button up shirt in either black or white, black boots)
Generally has wild, messy hair, black eyeliner, and clothes similar to those a pirate would wear (black pants, black vest, ragged button up shirt in either black or white, black boots)
Russell Brand, the English comedian is a prime example of a Sexpirate, especially as he has a sex addiction; Johnny Depp (in Pirates of the Caribbean)
by Lola Ramona October 27, 2008
by T.S.E. May 29, 2008
When a man or woman has reached the maximum amount of time he or she can go without sexual intercourse.
by Quirky Girl January 3, 2010