spiflocate

To spit semen into a tube, which is inserted in anothers anus, so that the semen and saliva mixture travels into that person's anus.

Bob proceeded to spiflocate Ian.

spiflocate by Gareth Jones July 28, 2008

spifflicated 

Drunk: 1920s Jazz-era usage. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, loose, tipsy, trashed, smashed, etc.

We all got happily spifflicated on Louis' martinis.

spifflicated by Satchel Pooch October 9, 2005

spiflicate 

a light-hearted term for punishment (generally of a child), where that punishment is not intended to be carried out

"If you don't stop pushing your carrot sticks up your nose, Johnny, I'm going to spiflicate you"

spiflicate by Deborah March 30, 2005

Stiffocated 

When during the act of fellatio the giver chokes/struggles for breath; caused usually by either party (or both at same time) being a little too enthusiastic during their performance

Eve was so into it that she nearly stiffocated

Stiffocated by Stringer Bill April 24, 2017

Spiflicate 

1. To deal with someone violently and thoroughly, causing irreversable damage.

2. Used as an empty threat for children.

1.
Person 1: "Yo mang, I'm gunna pull you's vocal chords out of yo trap and strangle you wit dem."
Person 2: "Try it and I'll spiflicate you."
Person 3: "Ooooooooh!!!"

2.
Looking back on her childhood, Billy-Jo realized she had been silly to live in fear and terror of the often promised 'spiflication' at the hands of her stepfather.

Spiflicate by Paul Ensom October 9, 2005

spifflicated 

1920's slang: drunk

Maude's spifflicated again, everybody!

spifflicated by Steviedee January 16, 2004

spliflicated

To be completely hammered, via mass consumption of alcohol.

Dude, Nicole was totally spliflicated after the party.

spliflicated by optimistic_speaker February 10, 2008