Stiffocated

When during the act of fellatio the giver chokes/struggles for breath; caused usually by either party (or both at same time) being a little too enthusiastic during their performance

Eve was so into it that she nearly stiffocated

by Stringer Bill April 24, 2017

Suffocated Hot Dog

The act of using a condom smaller than your penis. Wearing a condom that is not big enough. Your penis is forced to shrink into a small condom.

I had a suffocated hot dog because I had to barrow one of Jimmy's condoms last night, and his dick is tiny.

John's suffocated hot dog prevented him from gettin' some booty.

by Dark Siouxx February 18, 2011

stuffocated

The feeling one gets when they have eaten so much they can hardly breathe, let alone move.

Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.

This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.

(Ex) Husband: Wife, I am stuffocated.

Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?

by Angeliana Ondarian May 9, 2017

stiffated

For a person to be frustated with constantly having a stiff penis and not having sex.

He was stiffated because his girlfriend always refuse to have sex.

by travilist180 December 7, 2020

Stuffocated

When you have eaten so much food and are stuffed so full that you feel like you are suffocating.

I don't think I can eat anything else, I feel stuffocated already.

by tlcstarfire December 29, 2012

Stifflocated

Injury or damage to the erect penis caused by a full power thrust onto a solid body part of the receiver (eg buttock) or other unintended location.

Not to be confused with stiffocated.

She was riding me so hard and fast but I couldn't enjoy it as I was too worried about it slipping out and getting stifflocated.

by Cavedog September 6, 2019

Stuffocate

A physical sensation of feeling frozen and overwhelmed while in the presence of clutter.

I can't help the overwhelming feeling that I am about to stuffocate when I look at that messy office.

by Compassionatesource June 2, 2015