Stifflocated

Injury or damage to the erect penis caused by a full power thrust onto a solid body part of the receiver (eg buttock) or other unintended location.

Not to be confused with stiffocated.

She was riding me so hard and fast but I couldn't enjoy it as I was too worried about it slipping out and getting stifflocated.

Stifflocated by Cavedog September 6, 2019

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stuffocated

The feeling one gets when they have eaten so much they can hardly breathe, let alone move.

Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.

This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.

(Ex) Husband: Wife, I am stuffocated.

Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?

stuffocated by Angeliana Ondarian May 9, 2017

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Stifflocated • Stiffocated • stuffocated • spifflicated

spifflicated

Drunk: 1920s Jazz-era usage. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, loose, tipsy, trashed, smashed, etc.

We all got happily spifflicated on Louis' martinis.

spifflicated by Satchel Pooch October 9, 2005

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Stiffocated

When during the act of fellatio the giver chokes/struggles for breath; caused usually by either party (or both at same time) being a little too enthusiastic during their performance

Eve was so into it that she nearly stiffocated

Stiffocated by Stringer Bill April 24, 2017