Stifflocated 

Injury or damage to the erect penis caused by a full power thrust onto a solid body part of the receiver (eg buttock) or other unintended location.

Not to be confused with stiffocated.

She was riding me so hard and fast but I couldn't enjoy it as I was too worried about it slipping out and getting stifflocated.

Stifflocated by Cavedog September 6, 2019

stuffocated 

The feeling one gets when they have eaten so much they can hardly breathe, let alone move.

Generally when one is such a greedy shite, they put every pie eating contest in the world to shame.

This can quite often lead to a food coma for days, and possibly weeks depending on the greasiness and quantities of the food consumed.

(Ex) Husband: Wife, I am stuffocated.

Me (under my breath): That's because you ate the whole buffet out you fat bastard. Go sleep it off for a week or so. I am so embarrassed.... Can I move countries? PLEASE?

stuffocated by Angeliana Ondarian May 9, 2017

spifflicated 

Drunk: 1920s Jazz-era usage. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, loose, tipsy, trashed, smashed, etc.

We all got happily spifflicated on Louis' martinis.

spifflicated by Satchel Pooch October 9, 2005

Stiffocated 

When during the act of fellatio the giver chokes/struggles for breath; caused usually by either party (or both at same time) being a little too enthusiastic during their performance

Eve was so into it that she nearly stiffocated

Stiffocated by Stringer Bill April 24, 2017

Stuffocated 

When you have eaten so much food and are stuffed so full that you feel like you are suffocating.

I don't think I can eat anything else, I feel stuffocated already.

Stuffocated by tlcstarfire December 29, 2012

spifflicated 

1920's slang: drunk

Maude's spifflicated again, everybody!

spifflicated by Steviedee January 16, 2004

stuffocated 

when you have clearly eaten to much, then eat some more, to the point of being so stuffed that you feel stuffocated

dude, i ate all that good food, then i found the dessert table and just had to eat more, now i feel stuffocated

stuffocated by bazookle September 6, 2011