Spiderwebs

long time unused vagina

Guy: When was the last time you had sex?
Girl: ummm, long time ago...
Guy: I bet you have spiderwebs!

by sweatymexi December 8, 2014

spiderwebs

A strange man in a top hat, and/or over-sized clothing

"So I said to Abe Lincoln, 'What's up, Spiderwebs?'"

by Walt Meyers June 9, 2008

in the spiderwebs

An opiate binge of two or more days

Man Tiffany and I got some Roxies and layed up in the spiderwebs for the entire weekend

by Mildred63 September 13, 2013

Liberal Spiderweb Technique

A technique used by liberals in which, during a debate, the liberal will keep on branching out the debate into more and more irrelevant topics, and when you fail to address a topic, the liberal will call you out on it and believe he/she has won the debate

conservative 1: Man, I had a really big debate with this liberal tool last night
conservative 2: How'd it go??
conservative 1: It was going well, but then she used the liberal spiderweb technique. However i countered by calling her out on it and destroyed her
conservative 2: good job, bro

by theodore trollsovelt August 28, 2011

Across the Spiderverse

The sequel to Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse and also a Baller ass movie

Guy 1: Hey have you watched Across the Spiderverse?
Guy 2: Yes
*Guy 1 and 2 start making out*

by AmogustoastfardXD1000000000001 June 26, 2023

Spiderwebbing

Changing lanes while driving extremely fast. Dipping in and out of traffic.

Stop spiderwebbing before we crash and die!

by Frederick101 July 29, 2011

Sticky Spiderweb

You ejaculate onto your hands and spread your fingers to make a Sticky Spiderweb

"Bro when I was jacking off last night I made a sticky spiderweb"

"You nasty as fuck bruh"

by Ugliest Than Hitler June 1, 2016