spiderwebbed

state of the windscreen or glass after a high velocity local impact at . A visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider's web.

i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.

by sid June 27, 2004

SpiderWebbed

When you cum onto your pubes and it resembles a spider web as it dribbles

Girl: Hey what you up to.
Man: I just 'spiderwebbed' myself so i gotta clean up

by MrEntrepreneur October 13, 2021

Spiderwebbed me

Smashing too hard, and spiderwebbing pelvis.

Red smashed me, I think he spiderwebbed me. Need to make a trip to the ER.

by Sudafed Red February 1, 2021

Spiderwebbing

Changing lanes while driving extremely fast. Dipping in and out of traffic.

Stop spiderwebbing before we crash and die!

by Frederick101 July 29, 2011

Spider Webbed

When you're eating out a girl and your gum gets stuck in her vaj. While you're trying to get it out it strings all over the place, and you leave it there for her to find in the morning.

Girl: I found your surprise you left me from last night.
Guy: Yeah you got spider webbed
Girl: You got some cleaning up to do.
Guy: Don't count on it.

by asshole45678 October 25, 2009

spiderwebed

When a guy blows his "love load" into your hair and the aforementioned "love load" matts into the hair and creates a spiderweb looking mess.

Billy bob spiderwebed me last night and and it took me hours to wash it out.

by Fantastic fingerer July 30, 2014

Spiderwebbing

The act of farting out semen after anal sex.

Trisha began spiderwebbing in the bathroom after i fucked her in the ass.

by Claytonicus October 14, 2008