spiderwebbed

state of the windscreen or glass after a high velocity local impact at . A visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider's web.
i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.
by sid June 27, 2004
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Spiderwebbing

Changing lanes while driving extremely fast. Dipping in and out of traffic.
Stop spiderwebbing before we crash and die!
by Frederick101 July 29, 2011
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When a guy blows his "love load" into your hair and the aforementioned "love load" matts into the hair and creates a spiderweb looking mess.
Billy bob spiderwebed me last night and and it took me hours to wash it out.
by Fantastic fingerer July 30, 2014
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The Spiderweb is achieved through male masturbation in the shower, typically done with the aid of a soapy substance. After ejaculation, as the male lifts his hand up and spreads his fingers apart, it looks like a spiderweb. May also be flung at or on partner after said ejaculation in conjunction with the male shouting "Spiderweb!" and mimicking the motion of Spiderman shooting his spiderweb in the popular comic books and movies.
I'm sorry I just Spiderwebbed you in the face, neck, shoulders, chest, and stomach.
by I NEVER DO THAT! June 18, 2008
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The act of farting out semen after anal sex.
Trisha began spiderwebbing in the bathroom after i fucked her in the ass.
by Claytonicus October 14, 2008
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last night i was getting a blow job and i pulled out and spiderwebed her!
by 40oz.killa November 07, 2006
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A spiderweb occurs when you drop your phone or other device at just the right angle so that the crack starts at the top left or right corner and ends at the side
Person.1 (drops phone) OOHHH SHIT MY PHONE!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Person.2 WOAH, LOOK AT THE SPIDERWEB ON THAT ONE!!!!!!!
Person.1 screw you man.
by xXx_MLG420BLAZEIT2D@NK4UM8_xXx September 18, 2016
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