spidankle

another real word that describes a penis

because of my dangling spidankle I crossed the finishline first in the good cause marathon

spidankle by the mighty swanzville March 12, 2003

Spadunkle

The creamy, stringy, lavalamp-like sludge left in the spa/jacuzzi (or jacuzzi tub) after ejaculation.

After I finished ejaculating in the community spa, the powerful water jets whirled my spadunkle around like a hypnotists’ wheel.

Spadunkle by Doughzer Dick June 10, 2010

Sprankle 

To spread/sprinkle joy, happiness and pure awesomeness, leaving a trail of said awesomeness behind you wherever one may pass...

Sarah sprankled harder than anyone you imaginable.

or

Keep Calm and Sprankle On!

Sprankle by six1seven1 March 13, 2014

spidacked 

When a person has taken too much amphetamine or methamphetamine and is going at too fast of a rate to function properly. Often times the person will be paranoid, sketchy, or have nervous twitches. Usually a person that is spidacked will pick at their face excessively and will not leave the house.

She was so spidacked that she could not even show up for our date last night. When I called her she said we could not talk because her phone was tapped. She needs to lay off the dope.

spidacked by fartwhisperer July 17, 2010

spinkleton 

A under-ground rock band named "Spinkleton"

"Have you heard the new spinkleton album?"

"Hell yeah! I love it!"

spinkleton by ash038 June 3, 2022

Spinkle winkle 

Spinkle winkle is said to people thay wont stopp acting gay and think that they are cool.

exampel 1:
person 1: You whore go suck cock
person 2: no your spinkle winkle looking ass

exampel 2:
person 1: you are a disgrace to humanity

person 2: *finds picture of person 1* no your spinkly winkly looking ass

Spinkle winkle by ItzLixy October 17, 2021

Spadackled 

The state of being extremely tweeked or high on methamphetamines to the point of insanity.

Jessica and Jill went up the hill, spadackled to the nines, Jill got laid, jessica got paid, and Mikey got pulled over by the DEA.

Spadackled by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004