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The reason why Europeans went looking for the West Indies ... according to their letters sent home to their wives and children.

Not to be taken literally - the explorers actually meant spices as in sexy tan Indian women.
Columbus: Yo Dona, I found so many spices. I'm going to be so f'ing rich when I sell them!

Dona: (to self) I love it when my man isn't home

Columbus: (to self) Sexy hot women! Woo-hoo!
Spices by Mr. 29 September 26, 2010
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white trash spices 

salt and pepper; more specifically the salt and pepper dispensed from the salt & pepper shakers on the table at a white trash eating establishment (includes at-home dining in a trailer)
My friend Daryl applied the white trash spices to his Applebee's prime rib.
white trash spices by ngb98 March 23, 2010

Nutcracker Spices 

-can be either the Herpes flakes or Crabs that are found falling from a whorish woman's vagina
-Dude, my balls itch..
-Your girlfriend sprinkle on some Nutcracker Spices last night?

Wizard Spices 

Yo Deepdish, them "Wizard Spices" got me straight faded son.
Wizard Spices by Beer-Battered January 1, 2009

herbs and spices 

"I'll give her my secret blend of herbs and spices"
Colt 45 by Afroman

11 Herbs and Spices 

Sometimes called "The Colonel's Secret Recipe" is a type of "Street Cut" Marijuana that has been "watered down" and mixed with several different types of kitchen spice, sand, tea, leaves, or anything that may look like weed in any way to fool someone into thinking they are purchasing and smoking real, pure Marijuana.
Person 1 (Most likely a wannabe, a newbie to weed, or a douche): Dude, I got some OG kush from some guy in my neighborhood!
Person 2 (Most of the time educated about weed): Dude, this is fucking "11 Herbs and Spices!" It's just Oregano, Parsley, Green Tea, and mushed up leaves, you aren't fooling anyone!
11 Herbs and Spices by KING KICKASS December 26, 2014

ISIS Spices 

Any form of food from Syria to India.
Bill: "I had tandoori chicken last night and it's destroying my gut."
Ted: "It's those ISIS spices bro!"
ISIS Spices by Max Chronic Pain August 12, 2016
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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