Spices

The reason why Europeans went looking for the West Indies ... according to their letters sent home to their wives and children.

Not to be taken literally - the explorers actually meant spices as in sexy tan Indian women.

Columbus: Yo Dona, I found so many spices. I'm going to be so f'ing rich when I sell them!

Dona: (to self) I love it when my man isn't home

Columbus: (to self) Sexy hot women! Woo-hoo!

by Mr. 29 September 26, 2010

white trash spices

salt and pepper; more specifically the salt and pepper dispensed from the salt & pepper shakers on the table at a white trash eating establishment (includes at-home dining in a trailer)

My friend Daryl applied the white trash spices to his Applebee's prime rib.

by ngb98 March 23, 2010

Nutcracker Spices

-can be either the Herpes flakes or Crabs that are found falling from a whorish woman's vagina

-Dude, my balls itch..
-Your girlfriend sprinkle on some Nutcracker Spices last night?

by Krumplestiltskin March 6, 2011

Wizard Spices

Also known as marijuana

Yo Deepdish, them "Wizard Spices" got me straight faded son.

by Beer-Battered January 1, 2009

herbs and spices

cum or semen

"I'll give her my secret blend of herbs and spices"
Colt 45 by Afroman

by shucka shuca rali lol April 12, 2011

11 Herbs and Spices

Sometimes called "The Colonel's Secret Recipe" is a type of "Street Cut" Marijuana that has been "watered down" and mixed with several different types of kitchen spice, sand, tea, leaves, or anything that may look like weed in any way to fool someone into thinking they are purchasing and smoking real, pure Marijuana.

Person 1 (Most likely a wannabe, a newbie to weed, or a douche): Dude, I got some OG kush from some guy in my neighborhood!
Person 2 (Most of the time educated about weed): Dude, this is fucking "11 Herbs and Spices!" It's just Oregano, Parsley, Green Tea, and mushed up leaves, you aren't fooling anyone!

by KING KICKASS December 26, 2014

ISIS Spices

Any form of food from Syria to India.

Bill: "I had tandoori chicken last night and it's destroying my gut."
Ted: "It's those ISIS spices bro!"

by Max Chronic Pain August 12, 2016