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Spiesser 

German: person who is a part of or aspires to the pursuit of middle class conformist comfort - nice house with a picket fence and a large car parked out front (and a fat retirement account).

From a Medieval German name for a small weapon carried by middle-class townsfolk, adopted as a slur on the bourgoise by 19th century socialists.
"My parents are total Spiessers. So boring!"

From an old German bank commercial:

A hippy in a trailer park is making fun of his neighbors, who have just gotten a mortgage from the bank and will be moving into a proper house: "Spiessers!"

His five-year-old daughter: "I want to be a 'Spiesser' when I grow up..."
Spiesser by Texmandie June 3, 2007
Related Words

white trash spices 

salt and pepper; more specifically the salt and pepper dispensed from the salt & pepper shakers on the table at a white trash eating establishment (includes at-home dining in a trailer)
My friend Daryl applied the white trash spices to his Applebee's prime rib.
white trash spices by ngb98 March 23, 2010

Nutcracker Spices 

-can be either the Herpes flakes or Crabs that are found falling from a whorish woman's vagina
-Dude, my balls itch..
-Your girlfriend sprinkle on some Nutcracker Spices last night?
Sleeves that you wear on your biceps to hold all your spices while you cook
"Spiceps are alright... unless you have a spice rack!"

spicers off 

A certain saying of a even more certain South-African History Teacher in regards to removing a 'against school-policy' spray jacket.
Example
Ms W: "Raymon, spicers off dearie!"
spicers off by guguinga October 10, 2018

Wizard Spices 

Yo Deepdish, them "Wizard Spices" got me straight faded son.
Wizard Spices by Beer-Battered January 1, 2009