When you nip out to grab a take-away meal (normally pizza) and come home to find that your partner has packed up all their belongs and
left, leaving you to
eat alone whilst reading their farewell letter
Dude 1: I went to get pizza and when I return my wife was
gone. All I could find was a goodbye letter on the
table.
Dude
2: Hahaha! You must have ordered the Vesuvio Special