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Spermabetes 

Similar to diabetes, but resolved better with thick amounts of jizz stuffed in orally, anally or if one must vaginally.
Suffers are known as Spermabetics -and always in need of a good Samaritan - condition possibly fatal if needs are not meet immediately.
Bertie Beaver: OMG - what's wrong with him .. help. ..he's collapsed … he's fitting & drying out ..
Ceclie Snatch: Quick ask those builders to bash one out - take any hole - you can only save him with a proper filling. Didn't you know he suffers from Spermabetes.

Bertie Beaver: He should have a spermabetic tag on him somewhere - try pulling his butt checks apart ...
Spermabetes by clavecin1716 April 22, 2019

spermsketball 

Trying to ejaculate into one's own bellybutton, usually the first big shot
I played spermsketball ten times yesterday!
spermsketball by marek Zutano June 19, 2007

sperculation

Speaking charismatically, telling people what they want to hear also know as spitting game. This word was originally started by Chicago rap group U.H.B. (Torpedo Mac, Hi-Side And Prince Reno) around year 2000.
Tiara is fine as hell, how did dude get her?

I don't know, but his sperculation must have been on point.
sperculation by Torpedo Mac March 15, 2011

spermilator 

A man that loves bareback sex and can produce a lot of ejaculation. Repeatedly dumps man milk in his lovers.
(Spermilator)
spermilator by The1Nonly November 11, 2013

spermulate 

Another term for projectile ejaculation. Also known as a "Cum Cannon."
Oh my god i cant believe you just spermulated on my face

spermometer 

Man: Can I stick my spermometer in your downstairs turkey, see how hot it is?
spermometer by Lizard_Queen July 12, 2007