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spermulation

1. (verb) To get a group of friends to pile on one person of the same or different gender, so as to symbolize sperm getting to an egg.

Originated by the men at USY HaNegev Encampment 2007.
Jake (to Josh, Jared, Elliott and Amy): Let's "spermulate" Steven!

All: Spermulation! Spermulation! Spermulation!

(They all proceed to pile on top of Steven)
by Steve RR March 12, 2008
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spermulation

Spermulation, the krunktastic fabulous fantastic amazing process originally postulated by the Unmitigatedly Funkadelic Professor George Clinton, is the communication of funk through hyper-funkitized sperm, colored hot pink and glowing. Causes grooves to reverberate throughout nearby bodies and mass dancing and subsequent spermulation.
Spermulation 101:
Curve dat backbone as you swivel side-to-side
And in-between strokes you can add your slide!
Flam your fingers out or use your fists(For added discotizin' you can robotize yo' wrists)
I don't mean to instigate but change your direction and spermulate!
by Funkmasta Dubya September 19, 2005
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speakulation

1. when someone with a microphone hijacks the peace and quiet of a public space with unwanted, unintelligible, or superfluous information.
I finally got settled in my seat in the back of the plane. I pulled out my book and began to get back into the complex and entertaining storyline. That is when the "speakulation" began spewing out of the speaker above my head. The flight attendant, then the pilot, then the flight attendant again, over and over every thirty seconds for most of the flight, I was bombarded with unintelligible, and unwanted information that actually hurt my ears to listen to.
by Fotofly November 27, 2010
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sperculation

Speaking charismatically, telling people what they want to hear also know as spitting game. This word was originally started by Chicago rap group U.H.B. (Torpedo Mac, Hi-Side And Prince Reno) around year 2000.
Tiara is fine as hell, how did dude get her?

I don't know, but his sperculation must have been on point.
by Torpedo Mac March 15, 2011
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spermsational

adj; an exceptional orgasm in terms of the amount of semen that a man ejaculates during said orgasm.
"I hope you don't get pink eye, but you must admit that was pretty spermsational."
by Christopher Prosser March 11, 2008
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Specsulation

(n.) The act of totally speculating what kind of mods are done to a car just by looking at the exterior of the vehicle. (car specs; horsepower, weight, etc.)

(v.) specsulating; to specsulate
“Man! That fast looking car must have a turbo or a motor swap and full suspension mods and weight reduction! No way he’s that fast in stock trim!”
“You can’t tell any of that without looking under the hood, bro! That’s all specsulation!”
by Dodging Cones March 2, 2019
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Spermagulation

Spermagulation is semen clogging the urethra. This side affect occurs if you do not urinate shortly after sexual intercourse or masturbation. It can become quite painful if this is not taken care of post haste.
"SHIT! My penis is on fire! I should have cleared out my urethra sooner than later to avoid the retched spermagulation."
by Grantyy October 19, 2008
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