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Spermburger 

When a guy releases his load into a girls buns.
Last night I was doing a chick in the ass and created the best sperm burger ever.
Spermburger by jasom February 9, 2004
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spermburger 

the Nerd in your school that everbody makes fun of everyday because school is boring.
James A.K.A. Boflex is the biggest spermburger in Atherton High School.
spermburger by John Nowyorkas March 10, 2008

spermburper 

Usaully a male friend who is supected of being a closet dick sucker as noted by his foul breath.
Did you smell Robert's breath today? What a fucking spermburper!
spermburper by truminski October 27, 2011

Spermburper 

Your girlfriend, an anonymous gutterslut, or some fairy who swallows your load, then burps up the rather unpleasent smell of your bleach scented salty nutbutter.
Man, did you smell Francis's breath? That spermburper must have been smokin pole again last nite!
Spermburper by Timbers December 18, 2005

Spurtburger

A sandwich that gushes condiments in a sudden ejacution of Mayo upon face
Hey Alvin, are you enjoying your spurtburger ?

Oh dangnabbit, Monti, this hoagie is a real spurtburger! I feel sullied.
Spurtburger by RandyBob June 12, 2019

spermburper 

A person whose breath commonly smells of semen; a derogatory term for a person who commits many acts of fellatio
That cumsponge is a syphylitic spermburper!
spermburper by Billious Normanus November 24, 2003

spermgurgler 

The art of gurgling sperm in your mouth before you spit or swallow. Can also be used as in insult.
My gunlce is one of the best spermgurglers around. You are such a spermgurgler!!
spermgurgler by spermgurgle August 1, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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