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Usaully a male friend who is supected of being a closet dick sucker as noted by his foul breath.

Did you smell Robert's breath today? What a fucking spermburper!

spermburper by truminski October 27, 2011

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Spermburper

Your girlfriend, an anonymous gutterslut, or some fairy who swallows your load, then burps up the rather unpleasent smell of your bleach scented salty nutbutter.

Man, did you smell Francis's breath? That spermburper must have been smokin pole again last nite!

Spermburper by Timbers December 18, 2005

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spermburper

A person whose breath commonly smells of semen; a derogatory term for a person who commits many acts of fellatio

That cumsponge is a syphylitic spermburper!

spermburper by Billious Normanus November 24, 2003

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Spermburger

When a guy releases his load into a girls buns.

Last night I was doing a chick in the ass and created the best sperm burger ever.

Spermburger by jasom February 9, 2004

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sperm burper

An individual that sucks dick. More so one that swallows the ejaculate.

After going down on 10 guys one after another, she was a real sperm burper.

sperm burper by krunchie December 3, 2003

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sperm burper

A woman who burps after ingesting sperm.
Also a woman who give great head.

She's a great sperm burper,good to the lasy drop!

sperm burper by bocci May 17, 2005

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sperm-burper

An habitual giver of head.

"Off my nuts, you sperm-burping ho-bag!"

sperm-burper by Jeff Moore March 12, 2003

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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