jasom's definitions

Turfle

A small penis.

Howard Stern has a turfle.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Earlteeth

A word decribing decrepit teeth that is derived from the fact that Earl is a common name for a homeless person. (Homeless people usually have bad teeth and are named Earl)

When the girl made eye contact with me I thought she was pretty hot until she smilled and I realized she had earlteeth.

by jasom February 9, 2004

rhino skin

The skin of an old woman's vagina.

Hillary Clinton probably has rhino skin.

by jasom February 9, 2004

scuba diver

A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.

The girl was pissed when she found out what her boyfriends scuba diving lessons entailed.

by jasom February 12, 2004

burshapples

Perfectly spherical pieces of shit.

Some A-hole forgot to flush and left two burshapples in the toilet.

by jasom February 9, 2004

choaf

A random patch of hair on one's body.

The mexican dog boy was stricken with choafs.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Turkit

A saggy scrotum.

The old man had a turkit covered with choafs. (see choaf)

by jasom February 9, 2004