Spermburger

When a guy releases his load into a girls buns.
Last night I was doing a chick in the ass and created the best sperm burger ever.
by jasom February 09, 2004
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riddledick

A penis that everyone makes fun of.
When he whipped out his weiner, everyone laughed at his riddledick.
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choaf

A random patch of hair on one's body.
The mexican dog boy was stricken with choafs.
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Wheetle

A specific type of choaf which occurs on the ass. (see choaf)
When he mooned the passing car, everyone noticed his wheetle.
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Turkit

The old man had a turkit covered with choafs. (see choaf)
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Cheesy Tire

There are too many commercials about solutions for cheesy tires.
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pube soap

A bar of soap with an over abundance of pubic hair on it.
We found a bar of pube soap in the shower.
by jasom February 09, 2004
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