jasom's definitions

scuba diver

A sexual position which entails a man placing his weiner in a woman's mouth and his balls on her eyes. The name scuba diver was derived from the fact that the dick is the snorkel and the balls on her eyes act as the goggles. The rest of the scrotum acts as the mask.

The girl was pissed when she found out what her boyfriends scuba diving lessons entailed.

by jasom February 12, 2004

choaf

A random patch of hair on one's body.

The mexican dog boy was stricken with choafs.

by jasom February 9, 2004

pube soap

A bar of soap with an over abundance of pubic hair on it.

We found a bar of pube soap in the shower.

by jasom February 9, 2004

rhino skin

The skin of an old woman's vagina.

Hillary Clinton probably has rhino skin.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Turfle

A small penis.

Howard Stern has a turfle.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Teetle

A lump on one's scrotum

That dude has a teetle on his sac.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Dirp

A deformed nipple.

When he took his shirt off, everyone noticed his dirp.

by jasom February 9, 2004