spermation 

the act of a male ejaculating.

cameron: spermation!
avery: in my mouth? yes.

spermation by JewMom June 2, 2011

ass-spirations

ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.

At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.

This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).

Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.

Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!

As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”

As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.

But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!

The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!

ass-spirations by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 25, 2023

spermatorium

A person place or thing where incredible amounts of semen are stored (usu. misplaced, ejaculated).

Li'L Kim is a fucking spermatorium.

spermatorium by RM June 25, 2003

Spermatitis 

A condition where toxic sperm causes itching, dry skin or a rash on swollen, reddened skin directly around an orifice. In the southern hemisphere it may cause the skin to blister, ooze, crust or flake of. Which is also worth noting that these flakes are a valid source of nutrition in many developing 3rd world nations.

No homo bro, is there something stronger than head & shoulders for my spermatitis?

Spermatitis by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Speciation 

The process by which new species arise.

Speciation gives rise to new types of animals.

Speciation by Mega nutter February 15, 2017

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spermatogenesisicalieperiocladicleesötáans by OWO UWU OWU WINKA WINK November 21, 2019

Spermatozoan

Spermatozoan is just a fancy word for Sperm which are the reproductive cells contained within the Semen that a man ejaculates when having sexual intercourse with a woman thus leading to fertilization of said women which ends up in the absolute Fuckery that is birth, so now we are all doomed to the fate of existence and Fortnite.

We were all Spermatozoan at some point but now we are just fucked!

Spermatozoan by Disturbed Aardvark September 26, 2018